10) It doesn't suddenly grab you and take you to other places
9) If you have bad stuff, you can't do much worse than burn your toast
8) The worst thing that can happen is that it can land buttered side down
7) Bread costs less points
6) Bread is ubiquitous in shadow
5) It's not a major faux pas to eat bread in the presence of the King
4) Toasting the logrus is not practical
3) It doesn't hurt getting thwacked with bread
2) Not even if the bread is really old
1) It doesn't need a keeper to be able to use it correctly