Ten Handy Rules of Thumb for Surviving in Chaos

• Never trust a Nyborg; they're always one step ahead of you.
• Never accept gifts from a Bariman; they always get more than they give.
• Never insult a Hendrake; they always get satifaction.
• Never cross a Minobee; they have terrible tempers, hold grudges forever, and always repay with interest.
• Never turn your back on a Jasby; they'll do what few would dare to think of.
• Never try to tell an Ardas anything; they always know better.
• Never flirt with a Hlurle; you may get more than you bargained for.
• Never go adventuring with a Chanicutt; they can get into bizarre trouble just tying their shoes.
• Never ask for an opinion from a Sawall; they never give just one.
• Never underestimate a Helgram.