First, the Disclaimer
For informational purposes only.
This is not a solicitation.
Travel expenses not included.
No warranties expressed or implied.
Local regulations may apply.
Judges decision is final.
Subject to change without notice.
Your mileage may vary.
Void where prohibited.
Read prospectus carefully before investing.
And now that we have done that, on to:
Sleeping With
Although I am capable of sleeping alone,
I prefer to sleep with a Comforter.
Not to be confused with a Duvet, which is fine in the Winter, but a
reliable four season Comforter.
My specific preferences are:
- Gender - female.
- Intelligence, a sense of humor, and a definite affinity for
year-round cuddling.
- Height - 4-10 to 6-6 (145 to 196 cm)
- Weight - 100 to 200 pounds (45 to 90 kg)
- Height and Weight limits may be negotiable,
provided there is no adverse effect on contra-dancing, waltzing,
hiking or other social activities.