SPAM Haiku 10701-10800

Move backwards to Numbers 10601-10700.


10701.
Can after blue can:
"It's all pink on the inside"
rings true as ever.
--Erin Adams, BeeReb@sprynet.com

10702.
I'd never eat souse,
so why would I consider
its bastard cousin?

--Greg Adams, BeeReb@sprynet.com

10703.
deep-fried breaded SPAM
fatty meat in oily grease
a true devil's food

--Shawn Parker, sparker@mptn.org

10704.
A death-row inmate
Has SPAM as last meal, drops dead
Lethal ingestion

--Vince Sinex

10705.
Christmas Eve, left out
A plate of SPAM for Santa
Christmas Day, no gifts

--Vince Sinex

10706.
oh, vomitous mass
slither down my throat, gagging
pork chunks fall to floor

--Jeff, skel0s@aol.com

10707.
Congressman Burton.
Eighteen years ago had SPAM.
Had to admit it.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

10708.
Into this world thrown
Muse the trippy beatnik skalds:
Fryers of the SPAM

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10709.
Pink cube in blue can
What manner of flesh are you?
Will I ever know?

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10710.
Eviscerated
Spamlet so sweet and salty--
Such a square swine now.

--Greg Adams, BeeReb@sprynet.com

10711.
On Larson drawn plains
SPAMelope dart here and there
Lions sleep, content

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10712.
Oh, where have you been
Billy Boy, you SPAM wacker?
Inhale to the chief!

--Anonymous if none entered?, Well, It's Monica, if you must know and none entered...dammit!

10713.
Arkansas heroes
Great political Beer-os
Feed all of us SPAM

--Captain SPAMerica, We B a ship o'fools

10714.
Monica and Bill
Both loved that pulled pork *sangwhich*
And thet hain't no SPAM!

--Stardumb Awaits, Pulledpork@once

10715.
On your knees Bubba
It's your turn to uninhale
We love you Bubba

--Soccer Mums, We'd do it.2ya2

10716.
If you are starving
And you are forced to eat SPAM
Is that still a meal?

--Izzie LeGal, Shurnuff.itis

10717.
American pie
Baked with care and love for you
But you'd rather SPAM

--Iben Waching, Ubendiddlilng@thepolls

10718.
I'm sorry I spammed....
What the hell more do you want?
A Lewinsky, huh?

--D. President, kneepadsplease@once

10719.
SPAM, It's Da Bomb man
A sexually healing food
Ask the welfare moms

--Anonymous

10720.
Artificial SPAM
That's sold in the "Dollar Stores"
Is only canned snot

--Snot Spam, Spamlover.forever

10721.
Door won't stay open
Stick SPAM right under the crack
Works as a door jam

--Anonymous

10722.
I eat SPAM for lunch
Gave me power at the plate
For my next home run

--Mark McGwire

10723.
Hot dogs, bologna
Spare parts welcomed, but in SPAM...
Ah! Double standard!

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10724.
Governmental SPAM
You know ALL pols are guilty
Rats in our kitchen

--Rattraps, stringem.allup

10725.
on YOUR knees Billy
Turnaround sure is fair play
You Spamsucker, you!

--Ugotta B. Peedoff, ussa

10726.
Monica blew it
Tube-SPAM is now being served
And it ain't kosher

--Cigarman, cigarbox@wash.cum

10727.
Sexual comish
Leads us into Baptist hell
The world of burnt SPAM

--Elsie Krack, mount.ida@gain

10728.
Spam us again Bill
We're all idiots for ya
Soccer moms unite!

--Onli N. America, We Love You Bill

10729.
Abuse of power?
Gals all need a little SPAM
What a dumb white broad

--Sucker Moms, fergive&fergit

10730.
Spam me again please
Had to try the damned stuff twice
So forgettable

--Turko Lurko

10731.
Impeach my SPAM man
What will we do for the news
Watch the old re-runs

--Monica Kisset, Cigargirl@bay

10732.
SPAM is being served
Across the country today
For this...we voted?

--Wun solly Man, hehehehehe!

10733.
SPAM juices trickled
Now they run, they overflow
Down this country's legs

--Blythe's N. Embarassment, and a lying chunk o' Spam

10734.
Midnight snack of SPAM
Leaves me burplessly serene,
Restlessness impeached.

--Carl Porter, Cporter@linknet.com

10735.
Hey! Give me an "S"
Now give me a "P," "A," "M,"
Now a "Lewinsky"

--Yuppie Puppie

10736.
Forgive and forget?
SPAM is unforgettable
And the cook is dead.

--Flatulina Forgetta Nevah, Poop@bean.com

10737.
As the old rhyme goes:
Mary had a little SPAM,
And then she upchucked.

--Billy Blythe, Blewhouse@penn.ave

10738.
Grocery store ad:
"In wee hours only, free SPAM"
Long lines at Starbuck's

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10739.
No catfish, Rosedale
In riverside barrelhouse
Just a can of blues

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10740.
"Sizzle nevermore
Quit thy form from out my pan!"
Poe's Gothic lament

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10741.
"Fellas!" "Yeah!" "Fellas,
Do you like big butts?" "Hell Yes!"
Feed her SPAM: much back.

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10742.
Suckle! Wiggle! Plop!
But then, until the skillet
It moves in silence

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10743.
SPAM cubes in lo mein
Village folk gobble it up
Old Peng knows better

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10744.
Hormel: The gourmet
Chef to the United States
Of Spamerica.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10745.
Napoleon's Grande
Armee marched on its SPAM (Ecch!)
To its Waterloo.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10746.
Eat your SPAM, my dear!
We both know that spamicide
Prevents pregnancy!

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10747.
What's an acronym?
e.g. S.P.A.M. means
Some Prefer Ape Meat.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10748.
Will Clinton say "Yes....
Inserted cigar in whore....
But didn't inhale"

--Ghost Of Nixons Past, docyoga@aol.com

10749.
Don't know which is worse
Mouth of Monica whore....or
Clinton's humidor

--Ghost Of Nixons Past, docyoga@aol.com

10750.
Jill is Chef....so sweet
Not cook SPAM.....greasy-meat she's
such a tasty treat!!!!!!!!

--Boy are dee, docyoga@aol.com

10751.
Mystery Meat Boy
Has blown SPAM's cover...told name
To secret lover

--Boy are dee, docyoga@aol.com

10752.
He thinks of her still
While swollen at night SPAM on
his skin....Feels so right

--Boy are dee, docyoga@aol.com

10753.
Cigar in my SPAM
Though it's not really kosher
Arafat smoked it

--Billy the Baptist Boy President, Martha's Vinyard Ma.

10754.
Flak jackets and SPAM
Yuppies on the Vineyard squeal
They eat Bill's SPAM too

--Billy the Baptist Boy President, Marthas Vinyard Ma.

10755.
Hormel expanded
The takeover is complete
SPAM CASTLE; fear it

--Son of FDH

10756.
Sliders are now out
SPAM and rat now are combined
Drunks doing slimers

--Son of FDH

10757.
Monkey Spankin Boy
Enjoying a SPAM Castle
He's not eating it!

--MSB

10758.
Bag of SPAM Castles
Deep fried pork rinds on the side
Need more alcohol

--Son of FDH

10759.
Washington SPAM hangs
Out for all to inspect it
He IS a Baptist

--Billy the Boy Baptist, That's our boy, Hehehe!

10760.
Poor Billy Clinton
Came up the hard way, in fact
He's still a SPAM man

--Billy the Boy Baptist, That's our boy, Hehehe!

10761.
What is SPAM if not
A political food source
Fed to the masses

--Mmmmmonica BLewinsky, anytime@all.dress

10762.
Makes a man real proud
To live in Spamerica
Under a huge rock

--Diaper Lump Bill, Pampers2dladies

10763.
My dog's named Clinton
He lives on orgasmic SPAM
Still not house broken

--Not Whitehouse broken, Put the papers down for Clinton...NOT!

10764.
In the night's darkness
I reach for you dear and feel
Your warm, wet, Spamness.

--Princess Di, eekitsthegreek

10765.
Feed me more SPAM please
My oil level is dropping
Rust stains soil my shorts

--Habana Banana, sitisloco.home

10766.
Pink iron giver
hear... wait I confuse SPAM and
gods Conan prayed to.

--Jerry M. Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10767.
If it had been SPAM
he'd wielded, not a cigar,
Hormel's stocks would soar!

--james, simply james

10768.
Hunger, hangover.
I ate the SPAM with Crackers
God, never again.

--Gregory Haas, conrack@aol.com

10769.
SPAM gloriously
Does what Clinton cannot do
SPAM, for president

--Monica Rimjob, moni@theoval.orifice

10770.
Clinton's body parts
Finger food for soccer moms
SPAM goop on their clothes

--Democraps Unite, repubicans.youreyes

10771.
Bill the antichrist
We've been warned about you Slick
SPAM from head to toe

--Billy the Boy Baptist, Ib.acomin@last

10772.
I was wrong, I lied
Rimjobber that I once was
SPAM is delicious

--Sam Donald's son

10773.
Kiss my censured SPAM
He's screwed all, known and unknown
Of this, he's guilty

--Captain Spamerica, $$$$$ & sense

10774.
Monica and SPAM
Served daily in its own juice
Clean all of our clothes

--Bruce Barton, brub@link.net

10775.
Clinton's head no more
Knows of truth nor of honor
Than SPAM of crotch rot

--Sad Banana, oufruit@ll.gone

10776.
Oh canned pink juices
Spat out by Monica's lips
Born again as SPAM

--Paul E.Wannaugh, cracker.jackerbox

10777.
Little Billy Blythe
"Love my SPAM", I heard him cry
Flaccid Arky boy

--Hope B. Lost, gottago@once.yahman

10778.
I can get it down.
It was a difficult meal.
I survived! I sur--

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10779.
If a can opens
all alone in the kitchen
tell me, is it SPAM?

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10780.
One can--serve with peas
on spaghetti al dente.
I can SPAM. Can you?

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10781.
Start with one big cube
Then cut into small pink chunks
Still the same amount

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10782.
I can't believe it!
I stayed up writing Spamku!
God! I need a life!!!

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10783.
Mysterious meat
Why do you taunt me like that?
I'll just taste. Bite me!

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10784.
Canned various parts
I don't know where you come from
Were you always pink?

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10785.
Don't know it all--BUT
You can't fool me any more
You're not really food!

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10786.
We were all camping
It was a great trip with Dad
Why did we take SPAM?

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10787.
I was told, "The best
of all sauces is hunger."
That or lack of SPAM.

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10788.
Maybe all the SPAM
was created all at once.
Now sits, like fruitcake.

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10789.
Is there too much SPAM
for this weary world to take?
Or more Lewinsky?

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10790.
Picture one big vat.
In we place a pig and more.
Puree. Fold in fat.

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10791.
It's SPAM-SPAM-bo-bam
Banana-fana-fo-fam
Me-mi-mo-mam. SPAM!

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10792.
I must eat my SPAM!
Weight Watchers please look away.
That's how many points?

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10793.
Let's guess origins.
Mrs. Hormel must've said,
"I'll take this pink meat."

--Michael Badowski, MadK9@hotmail.com

10794.
Strange replies ensue
when I wear my SPAM T-shirt,
trademarked by Hormel.

--Gregory Haas, Conrack@aol.com

10795.
SPAM goes, then returns
Like water, up and then down
Mexican plumbing

--Jerry Spiller, ngoguei@yahoo.com

10796.
High tech pork product
Low fat, high resolution
A SPAM hologram

--Cholesterol 300

10797.
SPAM, just like house guests
Start to smell after two days
Kick out guests; toss SPAM

--Cholesterol 300

10798.
Brand new ad campaign
Slogan for the modern world
SPAM: "Bite Me, Eat Me!"

--Cholesterol 300

10799.
You've piqued her passion
Then she asks the big question:
Are you hung like SPAM?

--Cholesterol 300

10800.
Old-fashioned tin can
SPAM not microwaveable
Plastic can some day?

--Cholesterol 300


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