2.
Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass--
Pass another slice.
3.
Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?
4.
Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork, please
7.
The SPAM looks forlorn.
At least it isn't head cheese!
I eat it with verve.
13.
Each day at my job,
I work with pig eyes thinking:
Are these things in SPAM?
17.
What are the clear parts?
My mind reels, thoughts turn to hooves.
I'd best just eat it.
23.
I think of SPAM bits
Sitting in a park at noon
What are they made of?
24.
SPAM enters and leaves
digested, as if unchanged
WYSIWYG food-stuff
93.
Use eyes, ears, nose, toes
to fill the SPAM can, but please
omit the assholes.
101.
At least there are no
salivary glands in the
eternal blue can
102.
SPAM, oh SPAM, come near
For there is a gap in me!
Pig guts. Nevermind.
138.
Someone please tell me
Do they have to starve the pigs
When making SPAM LITE?
171.
Much uncertainty
Enshrouds the contents of SPAM.
But who really cares?
179.
All the piggy parts
No one would want to consume
Pulverized and pink
203.
Snouts, ears, hooves, and such
Maybe floor sweepings as well
SPAM! Food of the gods!
208.
Snouts and hooves and eyes,
Oh my! Come here, my pretty
pretty meat-like food.
209.
SPAM? Chipped pork and ham?
Much better than Treet, is SPAM.
Can I have your SPAM?
211.
Qu'est-ce que c'est, ce "SPAM"?
Une viande formidable?
Non, je ne crois pas.
217.
Colostomy bags
Emptied into squarish cans
The SPAM factory
241.
SPAM, are you father
to hot dogs, baloney and
Chicken McNuggets?
257.
Frolicking fat frog,
Living near the factory.
Now he is SPAM too!
279.
The SPAM mystery:
unidentifiable
ancient pork secret.
289.
Only that which ain't
Used for hot dogs and sausage
Is made into SPAM.
293.
Bones, blood, and sinew.
Eyeballs, gonads, and sphincters.
Could be anything.
321.
Eyes, tubes, ears, and tails
bowels, bladders, hairs and nails
spa-spa-spa-spa-SPLAT!
363.
Glom together parts
Of pigs not used for others.
Low-buck luncheon loaf.
390.
FDA approves
Seventeen rat hairs per SPAM
Do they shave the rats?
391.
Pork shoulder and ham:
Ingredients of Hormel's
Orgiastic feast
400.
Chopped pork shoulder meat
With a bit of ham added
Sodium nitrate
412.
Manufactured snail
in a tin, oozing away
on a slimy trail.
429.
SPAM is born of pig--
All the parts chopped and stirred in
Procrustean stew.
511.
Processed pig offal
Unidentifiable
Maybe edible
523.
Is that stuff aspic
Surrounding pink baloney?
Where's that damn can key?
549.
Pork loin and shoulder--
Hormel swears it to be this...
Too good to ask twice!
550.
Testicles. Sphincters.
Were they washed before grinding?
Who knows otherwise?
604.
Porcine and bovine;
Equine and canine. Hormel
won't discriminate.
612.
Symbolic haiku
Conceals its true content, and
We'll never know it
613.
Deconstructing SPAM,
One can find ingredients
That were never there
614.
Zen Buddha SPAM quest:
"What are the ingredients?"
What do you desire?
638.
Spare lips and assholes
Various alien parts
My dog sniffs, and runs
643.
why do I eat it,
why do I consume pig parts
that do not recur?
707.
disgrace to all swine
a body part potpourri
packed in brown jelly
808.
Cool, pink chunk of meat,
remains of Grade "E" hot dogs,
in a square blue can.
809.
It's lips and assholes
Forever no more, no less
Snails, Possum, And Mice
937.
Reese's: "Peanut but-
ter, chocolate." SPAM: "Ass scraps,
warm sewer water."
1056.
I collect roadkill
Deer, dogs, cats, coons, drunks, possum
I work for Hormel
1166.
Sometimes I wonder
What meat is SPAM: pork, beef, goat?
World will never know
1190.
Hitler's big mistake
He thought main ingredient
Was Jews, not jowls. Oops!
1218.
Cured pork shoulder, ground.
Cubed, skewered, hickory smoked.
Fools cower in fear.
1315.
SPAM a can of fun
Pork ham salt water sugar
Sodium nitrate
1323.
Gel'd pig snouts and tongues?
Why does it really matter?
"Parts is parts," they say.
1326.
Ghastly brew of sick-
ly livestock cadavers. Packed
for mass consumption.
1327.
Typhus infected
decayed rodent. INTO THE
MEAT GRINDER, FOUL SLAG!!!
1334.
Cloaca slush swirls
in vat of rotting beef snot.
Formula for SPAM.
1418.
Do they make pork rinds
with pig parts left over from
SPAM? Or vice-versa?
1461.
What the heck is it?
Blended porcine organs--mixed.
Gimme some of that!
1554.
Raw flesh in a can
Pigs, dogs, and a human hand
Can of Hormel SPAM
1780.
Hawaiian lunch meat?
Someone else's old shoe heels?
We may never know.
1805.
Jealously guarded,
The secret of SPAM is kept
Enclosed in a vault.
1841.
Great pink globules of
jellied piglet snouts and tails.
I SPAM, therefore am.
1964.
One wonders about
Its likely ingredients;
Not bones, brains, and balls?!
1991.
There's many a pig
Twixt SPAM and can. Or at least
Pig juice and pink gel.
2001.
O'er black bubbling vat,
Snout, ears, feet, and fat. This, that.
Witches cackle, "SPAM!"
2066.
Princess looks for frog;
Is it too late? It can't be!
Already in SPAM...
2067.
Searching for frog prince
Gone! She screams at Hormel, then
Opens can--he winks.
2123.
Why pig's naughty bits
Now rare pink delicacy?
Mystery of SPAM!
2154.
SPAM is not from pork!
It comes from something bigger!
Try an elephant!
2170.
Acronym for SPAM
It's Sinew, Puss, And Muscle
Goes down best heated
2200.
The SPAM Quality
Control Chief boldly exclaimed,
"No hairs since aught-six."
2255.
Is SPAM really pork?
Maybe it's elephant trunk!
This is a tough one!
2256.
SPAM is SPecial hAM.
I don't know what's so special!
Sometimes I wonder.
2261.
Beautiful pink flesh
FD&C Red Dye 2
Shiny pink cancer
2307.
I have discovered
the secret ingredient:
H2SO4.
2324.
Karadzic sealed in
tin. A lovely sight to see.
The first pig in SPAM.
2335.
SPAM, it sounds like "flop"
When it wiggles from the can
Recycled pig dung
2372.
SPAM is made by elves
in trees. Honest. And when an
elf dies...Hey, more SPAM!
2377.
Chinese calendar.
Year of Monkey, Year of Horse.
Together, they're SPAM!
2426.
"Crumph." Pink elephant
Farts. "Thud." Earth receives its gift,
A fetid mass; SPAM.
2539.
Dolphin-safe tuna?
Good idea, but how 'bout
this: Rodent-safe SPAM.
2584.
SPAM turns even less
appetizing if your knife
slices through gristle.
2631.
Why so much sugar?
Since when is pork supposed to
be so frigging sweet?
2910.
Delicious good ham
beaten and buttered and steamed
is turned into SPAM.
3070.
Feet, brains, tail, and snout;
the meat grinder acts as the
great equalizer.
3117.
If nothing's ever
wasted does someone get a
can of oinks sometimes?
3141.
Just what is that gel?
Analysis reveals it's
Preparation H.
3273.
Secretaries' and
Take Daughters to Work Days passed.
SPAM now tastes fishy.
3392.
What is it in SPAM
That's incredibly funny?
It's the condensed pork.
3458.
When I called for SPAM,
It answered, "Call me Legion,
For I am many."
3499.
What is SPAM made of?
Sinps, snails, or puppy dog tails?
No, bits of pig butt.
3505.
of pork lips and ears
you are made with other parts
perfectly cubic
3573.
I know a secret
SPAM is not of ham and pork
It is of reindeer
3580.
Attention all cars!
Serial killer is loose!
Call him "Son of Spam."
3602.
"Lions and tigers
and bears, oh my!" The list of
SPAM ingredients.
3678.
What is this liquid
Pooling along the SPAM's base?
Do pigs bleed ichor?
3784.
spam or luncheon meat?
what's in a name, or, for that
matter, in the can?
3839.
The odd, clear jelly
In which this snout meat quivers
I pray is not snot
3920.
Porcine snouts and hooves
Ground into a giggling cube
God! I love SPAM
4078.
What's in the blue can?
Well, who the hell really knows
The SPAM enigma
4082.
Somewhere in this can
Pig penises are lurking
Don't think about it
4108.
Why do we like SPAM?
I heard it's made from pig lips.
I'll take a raincheck!
4109.
Is it deviled ham?
Myst'ry meat speaks not to me,
Instead, it congeals.
4236.
Wouldn't feed it to
A dog. What on earth is in
There, aside from hog?
4364.
Pink porcine morsel
Fat and gristle gleaming bright
Plastic nutrition
4365.
Lard with gelatin
Pink color simulates ham
Thinly veiled deceit
4369.
Pull the shiny ring
Porcine lips, tails, and assholes
Unveiled before you
4419.
Tofu and spices
The ingredients of SPAM?
Yeah--in a pig's eye!
4456.
SPAM--tasty pink meat,
A fulfilling lunchtime treat,
Pork buttholes and feet.
4486.
Twelve pigs live on farm
Farmer makes a batch of SPAM
Still twelve pigs on farm
4513.
Blue can, pink contents:
snouts & ears & tails & feet.
I'm glad I'm not pork.
4533.
SPAM repulses me
It's black market zebra meat
It makes me vomit
4764.
What hath Hormel wrought?
A tin of twisted tendons
A cube of carnage
4853.
I'm a connoisseur.
This slice tastes of Kansas pork
And, maybe, dachshund.
4857.
Clinton tours Hormel
His bodyguards have failed him
They cannot find Socks
4883.
If you know what it's
made of, then, mister, you're a
better man than I.
4899.
Curly little tails,
pointy little ears, and blunt
snouts. They're all in there.
4931.
Gelatinous cube
Purified pork and eagle
A can filled with death
4932.
Petal-delicate
Petal-pink sow labia
In a rosy loaf
4981.
Man pulls toad from can.
"Gosh," says Hormel. "Eggbeater
must've missed that one!"
5027.
SPAM, taunt me no more!
For I must know what you are.
What part of the pig?
5028.
They say it is pork.
Or is it just parts of pig
we'd rather not know?
5029.
Don't open the can!
For a secret lies inside.
Pink glistening fat.
5082.
Democratic SPAM
All species ground together
America's meat
5098.
In reality
SPAM is made fom baboon bums,
Smoked, salted, and tinned.
5109.
Ear, nose, and throat. Some
say, "Medical specialty."
Others say, "That's SPAM!"
5141.
Lips, tits, and assholes
Compressed tightly in a can
Twist key, set it free
5153.
Do you wonder if
removed malignant tumors
are shipped to Hormel?
5155.
A short greasy trip
from the stable to table;
pulverized horses.
5406.
Package looks nice, but
Chopped, diced, pressed pig components
Lie within the can
5630.
What is this substance?
Studied for years in secret
No, not of this earth
5696.
If pigs have no arms,
How is SPAM made from shoulders?
I want an answer.
5768.
Throw one pig into
blender. Add salt and dye. The
recipe for SPAM.
5772.
Ground pig lips and tails.
SPAM in a can like a ham--
Snorts and wags in bits.
5876.
Spicy bovine hearts
Also cartilage and sand
Keeps me regular
5968.
SPAM, mystery meat
No one really knows, or cares...
The contents of SPAM
6041.
Ingredients: Salt,
Water, sugar, pork and ham
Sodium Nitrate
6114.
Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?
6252.
My hands are like SPAM
Both contain flesh and some bone,
Some nail and knuckle
6253.
If SPAM were made with
Poultry, beef, fish, or reptile;
Whaddya mean, "IF"?
6268.
Slaughter some large pigs
Take the unusable parts
Grind them, call it SPAM
6327.
Just what is in SPAM?
If I find a fingernail
I'm suing Hormel.
6393.
When it's fried with egg,
piece of pork it seems like but?...
Is it chop or leg?...
6394.
Hunks of meat combine
with ear, hoof, and tail entwine
ground in product fine.
6395.
Protein is the hype
chewed already seems to be--
"shoescrape" more its type.
2.
Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass--
Pass another slice.
3.
Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?
4.
Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork, please
7.
The SPAM looks forlorn.
At least it isn't head cheese!
I eat it with verve.
13.
Each day at my job,
I work with pig eyes thinking:
Are these things in SPAM?
17.
What are the clear parts?
My mind reels, thoughts turn to hooves.
I'd best just eat it.
23.
I think of SPAM bits
Sitting in a park at noon
What are they made of?
24.
SPAM enters and leaves
digested, as if unchanged
WYSIWYG food-stuff
93.
Use eyes, ears, nose, toes
to fill the SPAM can, but please
omit the assholes.
101.
At least there are no
salivary glands in the
eternal blue can
102.
SPAM, oh SPAM, come near
For there is a gap in me!
Pig guts. Nevermind.
138.
Someone please tell me
Do they have to starve the pigs
When making SPAM LITE?
171.
Much uncertainty
Enshrouds the contents of SPAM.
But who really cares?
179.
All the piggy parts
No one would want to consume
Pulverized and pink
203.
Snouts, ears, hooves, and such
Maybe floor sweepings as well
SPAM! Food of the gods!
208.
Snouts and hooves and eyes,
Oh my! Come here, my pretty
pretty meat-like food.
209.
SPAM? Chipped pork and ham?
Much better than Treet, is SPAM.
Can I have your SPAM?
211.
Qu'est-ce que c'est, ce "SPAM"?
Une viande formidable?
Non, je ne crois pas.
217.
Colostomy bags
Emptied into squarish cans
The SPAM factory
241.
SPAM, are you father
to hot dogs, baloney and
Chicken McNuggets?
257.
Frolicking fat frog,
Living near the factory.
Now he is SPAM too!
279.
The SPAM mystery:
unidentifiable
ancient pork secret.
289.
Only that which ain't
Used for hot dogs and sausage
Is made into SPAM.
293.
Bones, blood, and sinew.
Eyeballs, gonads, and sphincters.
Could be anything.
321.
Eyes, tubes, ears, and tails
bowels, bladders, hairs and nails
spa-spa-spa-spa-SPLAT!
363.
Glom together parts
Of pigs not used for others.
Low-buck luncheon loaf.
390.
FDA approves
Seventeen rat hairs per SPAM
Do they shave the rats?
391.
Pork shoulder and ham:
Ingredients of Hormel's
Orgiastic feast
400.
Chopped pork shoulder meat
With a bit of ham added
Sodium nitrate
412.
Manufactured snail
in a tin, oozing away
on a slimy trail.
429.
SPAM is born of pig--
All the parts chopped and stirred in
Procrustean stew.
511.
Processed pig offal
Unidentifiable
Maybe edible
523.
Is that stuff aspic
Surrounding pink baloney?
Where's that damn can key?
549.
Pork loin and shoulder--
Hormel swears it to be this...
Too good to ask twice!
550.
Testicles. Sphincters.
Were they washed before grinding?
Who knows otherwise?
604.
Porcine and bovine;
Equine and canine. Hormel
won't discriminate.
612.
Symbolic haiku
Conceals its true content, and
We'll never know it
613.
Deconstructing SPAM,
One can find ingredients
That were never there
614.
Zen Buddha SPAM quest:
"What are the ingredients?"
What do you desire?
638.
Spare lips and assholes
Various alien parts
My dog sniffs, and runs
643.
why do I eat it,
why do I consume pig parts
that do not recur?
707.
disgrace to all swine
a body part potpourri
packed in brown jelly
808.
Cool, pink chunk of meat,
remains of Grade "E" hot dogs,
in a square blue can.
809.
It's lips and assholes
Forever no more, no less
Snails, Possum, And Mice
937.
Reese's: "Peanut but-
ter, chocolate." SPAM: "Ass scraps,
warm sewer water."
1056.
I collect roadkill
Deer, dogs, cats, coons, drunks, possum
I work for Hormel
1166.
Sometimes I wonder
What meat is SPAM: pork, beef, goat?
World will never know
1190.
Hitler's big mistake
He thought main ingredient
Was Jews, not jowls. Oops!
1218.
Cured pork shoulder, ground.
Cubed, skewered, hickory smoked.
Fools cower in fear.
1315.
SPAM a can of fun
Pork ham salt water sugar
Sodium nitrate
1323.
Gel'd pig snouts and tongues?
Why does it really matter?
"Parts is parts," they say.
1326.
Ghastly brew of sick-
ly livestock cadavers. Packed
for mass consumption.
1327.
Typhus infected
decayed rodent. INTO THE
MEAT GRINDER, FOUL SLAG!!!
1334.
Cloaca slush swirls
in vat of rotting beef snot.
Formula for SPAM.
1418.
Do they make pork rinds
with pig parts left over from
SPAM? Or vice-versa?
1461.
What the heck is it?
Blended porcine organs--mixed.
Gimme some of that!
1554.
Raw flesh in a can
Pigs, dogs, and a human hand
Can of Hormel SPAM
1780.
Hawaiian lunch meat?
Someone else's old shoe heels?
We may never know.
1805.
Jealously guarded,
The secret of SPAM is kept
Enclosed in a vault.
1841.
Great pink globules of
jellied piglet snouts and tails.
I SPAM, therefore am.
1964.
One wonders about
Its likely ingredients;
Not bones, brains, and balls?!
1991.
There's many a pig
Twixt SPAM and can. Or at least
Pig juice and pink gel.
2001.
O'er black bubbling vat,
Snout, ears, feet, and fat. This, that.
Witches cackle, "SPAM!"
2066.
Princess looks for frog;
Is it too late? It can't be!
Already in SPAM...
2067.
Searching for frog prince
Gone! She screams at Hormel, then
Opens can--he winks.
2123.
Why pig's naughty bits
Now rare pink delicacy?
Mystery of SPAM!
2154.
SPAM is not from pork!
It comes from something bigger!
Try an elephant!
2170.
Acronym for SPAM
It's Sinew, Puss, And Muscle
Goes down best heated
2200.
The SPAM Quality
Control Chief boldly exclaimed,
"No hairs since aught-six."
2255.
Is SPAM really pork?
Maybe it's elephant trunk!
This is a tough one!
2256.
SPAM is SPecial hAM.
I don't know what's so special!
Sometimes I wonder.
2261.
Beautiful pink flesh
FD&C Red Dye 2
Shiny pink cancer
2307.
I have discovered
the secret ingredient:
H2SO4.
2324.
Karadzic sealed in
tin. A lovely sight to see.
The first pig in SPAM.
2335.
SPAM, it sounds like "flop"
When it wiggles from the can
Recycled pig dung
2372.
SPAM is made by elves
in trees. Honest. And when an
elf dies...Hey, more SPAM!
2377.
Chinese calendar.
Year of Monkey, Year of Horse.
Together, they're SPAM!
2426.
"Crumph." Pink elephant
Farts. "Thud." Earth receives its gift,
A fetid mass; SPAM.
2539.
Dolphin-safe tuna?
Good idea, but how 'bout
this: Rodent-safe SPAM.
2584.
SPAM turns even less
appetizing if your knife
slices through gristle.
2631.
Why so much sugar?
Since when is pork supposed to
be so frigging sweet?
2910.
Delicious good ham
beaten and buttered and steamed
is turned into SPAM.
3070.
Feet, brains, tail, and snout;
the meat grinder acts as the
great equalizer.
3117.
If nothing's ever
wasted does someone get a
can of oinks sometimes?
3141.
Just what is that gel?
Analysis reveals it's
Preparation H.
3273.
Secretaries' and
Take Daughters to Work Days passed.
SPAM now tastes fishy.
3392.
What is it in SPAM
That's incredibly funny?
It's the condensed pork.
3458.
When I called for SPAM,
It answered, "Call me Legion,
For I am many."
3499.
What is SPAM made of?
Sinps, snails, or puppy dog tails?
No, bits of pig butt.
3505.
of pork lips and ears
you are made with other parts
perfectly cubic
3573.
I know a secret
SPAM is not of ham and pork
It is of reindeer
3580.
Attention all cars!
Serial killer is loose!
Call him "Son of Spam."
3602.
"Lions and tigers
and bears, oh my!" The list of
SPAM ingredients.
3678.
What is this liquid
Pooling along the SPAM's base?
Do pigs bleed ichor?
3784.
spam or luncheon meat?
what's in a name, or, for that
matter, in the can?
3839.
The odd, clear jelly
In which this snout meat quivers
I pray is not snot
3920.
Porcine snouts and hooves
Ground into a giggling cube
God! I love SPAM
4078.
What's in the blue can?
Well, who the hell really knows
The SPAM enigma
4082.
Somewhere in this can
Pig penises are lurking
Don't think about it
4108.
Why do we like SPAM?
I heard it's made from pig lips.
I'll take a raincheck!
4109.
Is it deviled ham?
Myst'ry meat speaks not to me,
Instead, it congeals.
4236.
Wouldn't feed it to
A dog. What on earth is in
There, aside from hog?
4364.
Pink porcine morsel
Fat and gristle gleaming bright
Plastic nutrition
4365.
Lard with gelatin
Pink color simulates ham
Thinly veiled deceit
4369.
Pull the shiny ring
Porcine lips, tails, and assholes
Unveiled before you
4419.
Tofu and spices
The ingredients of SPAM?
Yeah--in a pig's eye!
4456.
SPAM--tasty pink meat,
A fulfilling lunchtime treat,
Pork buttholes and feet.
4486.
Twelve pigs live on farm
Farmer makes a batch of SPAM
Still twelve pigs on farm
4513.
Blue can, pink contents:
snouts & ears & tails & feet.
I'm glad I'm not pork.
4533.
SPAM repulses me
It's black market zebra meat
It makes me vomit
4764.
What hath Hormel wrought?
A tin of twisted tendons
A cube of carnage
4853.
I'm a connoisseur.
This slice tastes of Kansas pork
And, maybe, dachshund.
4857.
Clinton tours Hormel
His bodyguards have failed him
They cannot find Socks
4883.
If you know what it's
made of, then, mister, you're a
better man than I.
4899.
Curly little tails,
pointy little ears, and blunt
snouts. They're all in there.
4931.
Gelatinous cube
Purified pork and eagle
A can filled with death
4932.
Petal-delicate
Petal-pink sow labia
In a rosy loaf
4981.
Man pulls toad from can.
"Gosh," says Hormel. "Eggbeater
must've missed that one!"
5027.
SPAM, taunt me no more!
For I must know what you are.
What part of the pig?
5028.
They say it is pork.
Or is it just parts of pig
we'd rather not know?
5029.
Don't open the can!
For a secret lies inside.
Pink glistening fat.
5082.
Democratic SPAM
All species ground together
America's meat
5098.
In reality
SPAM is made fom baboon bums,
Smoked, salted, and tinned.
5109.
Ear, nose, and throat. Some
say, "Medical specialty."
Others say, "That's SPAM!"
5141.
Lips, tits, and assholes
Compressed tightly in a can
Twist key, set it free
5153.
Do you wonder if
removed malignant tumors
are shipped to Hormel?
5155.
A short greasy trip
from the stable to table;
pulverized horses.
5406.
Package looks nice, but
Chopped, diced, pressed pig components
Lie within the can
5630.
What is this substance?
Studied for years in secret
No, not of this earth
5696.
If pigs have no arms,
How is SPAM made from shoulders?
I want an answer.
5768.
Throw one pig into
blender. Add salt and dye. The
recipe for SPAM.
5772.
Ground pig lips and tails.
SPAM in a can like a ham--
Snorts and wags in bits.
5876.
Spicy bovine hearts
Also cartilage and sand
Keeps me regular
5968.
SPAM, mystery meat
No one really knows, or cares...
The contents of SPAM
6041.
Ingredients: Salt,
Water, sugar, pork and ham
Sodium Nitrate
6114.
Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?
6252.
My hands are like SPAM
Both contain flesh and some bone,
Some nail and knuckle
6253.
If SPAM were made with
Poultry, beef, fish, or reptile;
Whaddya mean, "IF"?
6268.
Slaughter some large pigs
Take the unusable parts
Grind them, call it SPAM
6327.
Just what is in SPAM?
If I find a fingernail
I'm suing Hormel.
6393.
When it's fried with egg,
piece of pork it seems like but?...
Is it chop or leg?...
6394.
Hunks of meat combine
with ear, hoof, and tail entwine
ground in product fine.
6395.
Protein is the hype
chewed already seems to be--
"shoescrape" more its type.
6465.
Multicultural
Diverse organs, many pigs
A tin melting pot
6510.
Dead creatures unknown,
congealed into myst'ry meat.
Tiny pink coffin.
6525.
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
Pseudomeat in a tin can...
Just what is in there?
6574.
O glorious SPAM
Where do you get your meat from?
Duh! Chernobyl Farms!
6609.
Eyeballs and entrails
Pressurized and anodized
My favorite things
6625.
Mammal, Reptile, Plant
Insect too. All equal in
the can of our spam
6626.
Recycled protein,
millennial soylent pink
food for toothless mobs.
6634.
Tail ears snout lips jowls
Create glorious pink art
Satisfies no one.
6681.
SPAM is the greatest
It's made from pig tails and brains
Burns right through metal
6682.
SPAM SPAM I like SPAM
They say it's made from old ham
More like rotting lamb
6691.
Eyes, snout, lips, and bung
Fruits of world domination
To the victor, spoils!
6708.
Of what is SPAM made?
The whole animal kingdom.
A canned Noah's Ark!
6786.
Probing through my SPAM
With a salad fork, I found
Seven fresh stitches.
6800.
The food of the Gods
is made with meat by-products
rich with sodium.
6822.
No one really knows
of what you are truly made.
But who gives a shit?
6862.
Meat conglomerate
in a can is what SPAM is;
out of many, one.
6958.
rejected entrails
tumble, churning and pressing
and suddenly, meat!
6970.
Purity of SPAM?
They say pork shoulders and ham,
What else lurks therein?
6971.
F.D.A. allows
Some "foreign matter": Bugs, hair,
Night worker's semen.
6972.
The truth is revealed.
The mystery of the gel,
Mystery no more!
7011.
Spiced Pork and some ham
Yes, this is what makes up SPAM
Wonderful ol' SPAM
7015.
Pieces of Piglet
crammed into a tiny can...
Pooh is rather pissed!
7248.
Will Hormel one day
Change the way that SPAM is made
And start using meat?
7317.
SPAM IS MADE UP OF
SNIPS AND SNAILS AND PIGGY TAILS
THAT'S WHAT SPAM'S MADE OF
7334.
Hail SPAM! Pork nectar
King of the pork by-products
Tail, snout, hoof, and guts.
7250.
Are you wondering?
What SPAM is really made of?
It's lips and assholes.
7555.
SPAM ingredient:
sodium monofluoro-
phosphate? Not true, guv!
7638.
Ingredients: Pork
and Ham, Salt, Water, Sugar,
Sodium Nitrite.
7712.
SPAM ingredients:
Artificial dead pig parts.
Yes, ARTIFICIAL.
7750.
Pork delicacy.
Snout, ears, tail, feet (and no hoofs).
How cleverly done.
7835.
SPAM, infamous SPAM
How I wonder what you are
Hey, now WHAT are you?
7840.
Chop slice cook grind mix,
Skin ears tongue, clear jelly, lips,
SPAM for breakfast, pass.
7883.
Where do fetuses
From abortion clinics go?
To a can of SPAM.
7924.
SPAM, made from dead cats,
Leave the eyeballs and tail in,
To give it that tang!
7940.
What do you get when
You cross SPAM with rodent guts
Oops--nothing has changed
7992.
Look in the blue tin
See a couple pairs of eyes
Oh, how could you, SPAM?
8023.
Chunks yellow, pink, clear:
A sum greater than the parts.
Why ask, what is SPAM?
8024.
Nitrates, sodium,
and snouts, divine trinity?
Pray before eating.
8421.
Lips and chitterlings
All blended into pink chunks
One more can of SPAM