1. Go to concerts.
2. Don't kill anybody, except for #1.
3. Never use the word I-N-D-E-E-D, except for #2.
4. No schoolwork on Saturday nights, unless Jessica tells you to not do it. Then
do it.
5. Don't listen to Jessica.
6. Despite the overall negative quality of the majority of rules referring to
aforementioned person's behavior, she is important to us; therefore, #5 is not
really a rule, per se. Unless it's made a rule to abide by rule #1.
7. Cats are more important than people. Always.
8. Never say thank you, unless you've just killed somebody.
9. You must obey all the rules except for this one.
10. Coke :) Pepsi :(