MarketWatch

Leland's Farm, CA Shares of Dnab Drofnats (symbol: EMBO)
moved sharply higher today following the announcement of the
pending occupancy of a new corporate headquarters located
adjacent to Sam MacDonald Mall. Investors were favorably
impressed with the prospects of a 3,700 square foot,
terraced rehearsal hall collocated with office and storage
space. Sources within Dnab Drofnats observed that the nearly
11,000 square foot facility was needed to accommodate the
organization's demanding present operational needs while
providing room for anticipated growth. In addition to the
terraced rehearsal hall, other features that will enhance
the group's core businesses include a 680 square foot dance
studio, small and large group meeting areas, and modern
communications services with the Office of Student
Activities programmed onto speed-dial.

The facility is a result of a partnership with
Directors'Cups'R'Us and
WeKnowWhereYouWorkAndHowMuchYouMake.edu. The new
headquarters was designed by Hoover and Associates, with
acoustic consultants Lewitz & Associates; general
contracting was provided by Vance Brown Builders (without
Associates). Construction of the new headquarters commenced
in November of 2005 and is scheduled for completion by the
end of April 2006.

Today's announcement also described plans for a gala opening
celebration. The May 21st festivities will feature an aural
and visual extravaganza that is likely to be quite a
departure from previous events held in this staid
neighborhood. The event will certainly incorporate the
unpredictability and improvisation which have long been a
hallmark of the organization.

Dnab Drofnats, a leader in the delivery of Rock and Roll,
Ensemble Dance, and Good Times is expected to continue to
outperform other groups in this sector. Analysts suspect
that anticipation surrounding the imminent release of a new
multimedia product has contributed to the recent volatility
in share prices. The group, like most in the corporate
world, has been forced to meet tough new governance and
accounting standards. Management and the Board of Director
have garnered praise for their accomplishments in adapting
new practices without diluting the customer experience.

In an associated story, rodents in the greater Burnham area
complained that relocation of Dnab Drofnats to the new
headquarters will reduce the available housing stock in the
Burnham area. Negotiations with the Brotherhood of ShakRats
international union have broken down completely.  Spokesmice
were quick to note that opportunities for housing in the
vicinity of the new headquarters have already been fully
developed, which could lead to longer commutes and a lower
quality of life for Burnham residents.

(Prospectus Enclosed Below)

First Annual Shareholder Meeting and Barbecue 
4-6 p.m. Sunday, May 21, 2006
AT THE NEW SHAK
Between Chuck Taylor Grove and the Avery Aquatic Center

RALLY THE NEW SHAK!  EVERYBODY WELCOME!

RSVP by May 19 to Jonrie Davila, 650-725-4363 or jonried@stanford.edu

Can't make it on May 21st?  SAVE THIS DATE: Thursday,
October 12, 2006, 5-7 p.m. OFFICIAL SHAK DEDICATION!