North end of the Room

You are in the north end of a spaceous room, its high vaulted ceiling lit by plain-looking fluorescent lights. To the east of the room is a strange, tubelike structure, sort of an overgrown piece of macaroni. To the south of the room, attached to the wall, is a colorful panel with little glowing buttons on it. At the middle of the room, there seems to be some sort of plaque embedded in the floor. To the west is the ugly neon sign that says "Ha Ha Ha Ha."

Here, on the north wall, is a pearly, translucent door, through which glints of green and greenish light come flickering through. You can't open it, even though you try. But there appears to be a little opening here, near the floor, maybe just big enough for a small rat.

That cat is right behind you!


go to the east of the room.

go to the middle of the room.

go to the west of the room.

squeeze into the hole.


Exit back to my homepage.