@device(postscript)
@style(font allpostscriptfonts, size 12, indent 0 characters, spacing 0 lines, topmargin 0.5 inches, bottommargin 0.5 inches)

@center(
@begin(transparent, font avantgarde, size 18)@i(M.I.T. Ocean Engineering) @end(transparent)@begin(transparent, font helvetica, size 18)@y(B)@end(transparent)@begin(transparent, font souvenir, size 18) @p(Project Athena)@end(transparent)
)

@blankspace(0.5 line)

@bar(0)

@blankspace(1.8 lines)

@begin(transparent, font souvenir, size 40)

@center(The Printer is)

@center(@p(Down!!))

@end(transparent)

@begin(transparent, columns 2, boxed)
@begin(transparent, font souvenir, size 17)

@p(@u(This is due to:))

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) Hardware Failure

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) Print Server is Down

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) Servicing

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) Something @i(Bizzare)

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) Other _______________

@newcolumn()

@p(@u(Try Again:))

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) In 30 minutes

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) In 2 hours

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) Tomorrow

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) On Monday

@blankspace(1 line)

@b([ . ]) Other _______________

@end(transparent)
@end(transparent)

@begin(transparent, font souvenir, size 13)
Until then, use linus, europa, bias, or plato.  To use these printers, type the following:

@tabclear()
@tabset(1 inch, 3.8 inches, 4.8 inches)

@blankspace(0.7 lines)

@b(Printer @\Command                         @\Location   @\Notes/Times Avail)

@bar(0)

linus@\@begin(transparent, font courier)@b(lpr -Plinus) @p(filename)@end(transparent)@\11-226@\8-11 M-F, 9-5 Sat.

europa@\@begin(transparent, font courier)@b(lpr -Peuropa) @p(filename)@end(transparent)@\11-226@\8-11 M-F, 9-5 Sat. @+(*)

linus@\@begin(transparent, font courier)@b(lpr -Pbias) @p(filename)@end(transparent)@\11-1xx6@\In the Fishbowl

linus@\@begin(transparent, font courier)@b(lpr -Pplato) @p(filename)@end(transparent)@\1-142@\Near Civil Eng.

@+(*) Do not send postscript files to this printer.  That is, don't send a file whose name ends with @begin(transparent, font courier).PS@end(transparent) or @begin(transparent, font courier).ps@end(transparent).  Similarly, do not send it files that are via Tex or LaTex.
@end(transparent)