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I never thought I'd be forwarding mail from the list of ex-Symbolics
employees to E-J, but I guess there's a first time for everything...

Described below is a shower system which has picked the right basis
vectors for its UI, namely hot/cold and volume, rather than the weird
rotated-45-degrees basis that most showers use, which confounds
temperature and volume in some weird mix.  (And yes, this discussion
seems on par with the Symbolics yahoo who once announced the birth of
his kid by saying, "Length:  such-and-so.  And, for the benefit of the
Graphics Division, the other two dimensions of her bounding box are
foo and bar...")

The messages are in -reverse- chronological order, for those who want
to skip the build-up.  At the very end is the unfortunate tale of woe
which prompted the whole discussion....

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Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2001 22:44:47 -0800
From: Anoosh <anoosh@verio.com>

See http://www.groheamerica.com/pressure.htm for the pressure control . A 
full shower set will cost you nearly $1000 but worth it.  The Champaign 
Shower Head is $244 and the body sprays ($44 each) are a must!

-Anoosh

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Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 23:47:37 -0800 
From: Bill York <york@comergent.com>

Judging from the response, my previous message has hit a
nerve among the recipients of this list, many of whom are
apparently unsatisfied with their current shower
experience. Since my present e-mail software lacks
"Map-Over -> Reply", I pass this on to all of you.

The shower valve is made by Grohe. I don't remember
the model number, but you should be able to identify
it from the details below. The key thing is that
it have a separate knob or lever for temperature,
with actual degree markings.

As long as I am plugging their products, spring
for one of the adjustable shower heads with the
"champagne" spray pattern, which offers the best
water-to-body transfer rate I've seen.

My apologies to those of you who thought the list
was for higher-tech subjects.

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Date: Mon, 05 Feb 2001 20:19:26 -0800
From: Marc LeBrun <mlb@well.com>

 >... a shower control in the style you allude to ...

The brand, Senator, we need the brand!

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Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 23:47:37 -0800 
From: Bill York <york@comergent.com>

The one "big ticket" item I personally am responsible for in our
home remodel (OK, two if you could the surround speaker wiring)
is a shower control in the style you allude to below.

It has two levers: one controls volume (from "off" to "full")
and the other the temperature. Bonus feature: it has a passive
(paraffin-wax-driven, if I remember right) hot/cold balance
valve that maintains the temperature even in the face of sudden
changes in pressure in one feed pipe or the other. And it all
works as advertised.

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Date: Sun, 04 Feb 2001 10:42:21 -0800
From: Marc LeBrun <mlb@well.com>

 > I harkened back to a piece of mail you must have sent 15-20 years ago 
 > about shower stream and temperature controls.

Dunno about Craig but this has always been one of my pet flames (I remember 
talking with Jef Raskin about this when we were working on the Mac).  Of 
course back then I was just advocating that the UI's basis vectors should 
be Temp-Volume instead of the underlying technology's Hot-Cold--little did 
I realize I'd be nostalgic for such problems in these days of facist flow 
restrictors and insanely overpriced "designer" controls (our shower 
handle's been off for 3 weeks because the plumber broke some stupid 
misengineered stress-bearing plastic fitting inside).

But hey, "To really screw things up requires a user".  Like the time while 
apartment-sitting when I smugly thought I'd sussed out a colleague's 
complex Dutch thermostat (replete with inscrutable "international" icon 
control labels), only to return later and find the many decorative candles 
curled over from the heat in waxy detumescence...

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Date: Sun, 4 Feb 2001 01:53:36 -0800
From: "van Meulebrouck, Andre" <vanmeule@acm.org>

> > There was this little knobby dealie that you could move left or right or
> > pull out & up (wow, up!) at the  same time.  Kinda like a joy stick,

Bad news:  I've seen these (or something similar) at Malibu Apartments in
Calabasas, CA.  At an egregiously expensive (especially considering what you
get) complex where I've showered at a friend's apartment after surfing with
the surfing dudes at work.

It's a horrible abomination.  For one thing it takes forever to get the hot
water flowing; by the time it flows you haven't a clue what fiddling you did
with the joystick monstrosity got it to happen.

The water is then scalding hot with steam rising, so you have to play with
it a while to adjust it.

By that time you feel guilty about all the water you've wasted (especially
here in Southern California).

To me this is simplicity like a keyboard with one key (65 times for an A, 66
times for a B...).

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Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 17:11:08 -0800 
From: Tom McMahon <tlm@microsoft.com>
Subject: YIQ, HSI, RGB?

A recent stay in France reminded me of you, I must say.  Forget the fact
that the shower stall was IN the room and that I found myself waking up in
the morning looking at a tile floor feeling like Tom Hanks and Wilson in
Bangkok (after a night with Marcus and Fred).  It was the shower itself that
reminded me of Craig Reynolds.  (No it wasn't the fact that I had to get
naked, tell Lisa to calm down.....)

I harkened back to a piece of mail you must have sent 15-20 years ago about
shower stream and temperature controls.  Ahhh yess.  This shower had neither
H nor C variables, and they certainly weren't orthogonal.  In fact unlike
some European shower controls, it had neither H nor C at all, nor IHS or
YIQ.  It was something uniquely French.  And what a challenge it was.

There was this little knobby dealie that you could move left or right or
pull out & up (wow, up!) at the  same time.  Kinda like a joy stick, but it
also included rotational directives so you could twist it as well and if you
were lucky you could get changes to happen.  Maybe a leftish rotation was
hot, maybe rightish rotation was cold.  Sometimes.  Maybe pulling it out and
upward was intensity.   But it was completely inconsistent.  For the life of
me I couldn't figure it out.  I am not stupid.  But the hotel said it was
working according to plan.

Was it modern coolness, hipness, trendiness and neato-spiffy engineering?
If this was a control for RGB, IHS, YUV color space it would have been
terminal.  In all of my engineering background and computer science training
there was nothing to call upon.  My rock-&-roll training made me want to rip
the plumbing out of the wall.  So I changed hotels.  Only to find something
similarly bad.

On the last day of my W3C trip I skipped my shower altogether and flew home
through Heathrow, wating longingly to take a known-quantifiable, with a
known-good intuitive shower control at home.  At home I have a hot knob and
a cold knob and I know what they do.  Precision calibration.  Even though it
was 24 hours later and unbathed, my wife still greeted me happily.  And now
I am clean and happy, more or less.

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