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Subject: Some Amusement (fwd)
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Date: Sat, 17 Mar 2001 01:25:19 -0500
From: "Yevgeniya A. Nusinovich" <ynusi@MIT.EDU>


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>Some friends were sitting at the bar talking  about their professions.
>
>The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, 
>Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"
>The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids."
>
>The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
>
>They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
>
>She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you now....Wash, Iron, F???, Etc."
>
>A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: "B.I.T.C.H.."
>"So, just exactly what is a BITCH??????????"  They ask in unison.
>
>* B- BABE
>
>* I- IN
>
>* T- TOTAL
>
>* C- CONTROL of
>
>* H- HERSELF
>So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"...SMILE......and 
>say  Thank You!!!!!!!!

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"The mysterious is always attractive. People will always follow a vail."
              -Bede Jarrett, "The House of Gold"

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