In article <1991Aug16.151636.23483@ssd.kodak.com>, nichols@ssd.kodak.com (Tim Nichols (37894)) writes: > In article gerry@cs.cmu.edu (Gerry Roston) writes: >>This is shamelessly stolen from an unknown source... >> >>WORLD RELIGIONS IN A NUTSHELL >> >>Taoism Shit happens >>Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens." >>Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit. >>Zen What is the sound of shit happening? >>Hinduism The shit happened before. >>Islam If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. >>Protestanism Let shit happen to someone else. >>Catholicism If shit happens, you deserved it. >>Judaism Why does shit always happen to us? >>Mormons (etc) Our shit is better than your shit. >>Est You're responsible for all the shit that happens. >>Scientology If you leave us, bad shit will happen to you. >>Rastafarian Hey, this is good shit, mon. >> > > You forgot to include this group !!! > > Atheism I don't believe this shit. And this one...! Agnosticism I don't know if this is shit or shinola. > -- > Tim Nichols Eastman Kodak Company > nichols@ssd.kodak.com Rochester, New York > > "Opinions are my own, and do not reflect those of Kodak or its management" JB