EASTERN ESSEX-EASTERN NORFOLK-SOUTHEAST MIDDLESEX-SUFFOLK-
INCLUDING THE CITIES OF, GLOUCESTER, LYNN, SALEM, CAMBRIDGE, 
WALTHAM, WOBURN, BOSTON, QUINCY
1021 AM EST WED NOV 27 1996
This afternoon: warm and pleasant, with a chance of showers towards
evening.
  Tonight: Changing to snow by midnight and then huge red hot rocks
plunging from the sky, mutilating innocent women and children, ripping
their limbs off, and disembowling helpless widows, orphans and cripples.
Tides two to three hundred feet above normal, with some flooding of low 
lying coastal areas expected.  
Thursday: Clearing in the morning, with temperatures rising to 300
celcius by noon.  As the oceans boil away, uncovering secret ufo bases
hidden within the bermuda triangle, billions of test-tube babies looking
like Pamela Lee Anderson will drop from the sky, and will take over
all the capitals of the world.
Extended forecast: As the sand lizards from Alpha-Orionis IV begin the
counter-attack Friday morning, most of the earth's surface will be
reduced to a fused lump of radioactive silica.
By Saturday skies should be clear, with seasonable temperatures.