MX records are your friends.
If your VCR is still blinking 12:00, you don't want Linux.
Buy a modem that has all of its brains, so you won't lose yours later on.
vi vi vi - editor of the beast
"NYNEX" is the Iriquois word for moron.
PCs are like rubber bands: They can stretch, but it hurts when they snap.
Firewalls: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside.
I'm out of my mind, back in 5 minutes....
They killed Kenny!
Send in the clones....
Daddy, what does "Formatting Drive C:" mean?
Zen Crafters, total enlightenment in about an hour.
Dates in the calendar are closer than they appear.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Pizza for the body, coffee for the mind, sushi for the soul.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
If the Universe is constantly expanding, why can't I ever find a parking space?
Microsoft's relationship to its users is that of the blue whale to krill.
It takes a child to raze a village.
On religious wars: They're essentially wars over who's imaginary friend is better
Coffee:  The finest organic suspension ever devised