Date: Mon, 11 Dec 95 17:54:43 EST
From: warrend@dimins.com (Derek Herrera)
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Subject: New years Party at Home!


Howdy!

Well, this is the second reminder about this party going out. 	Figure we
should get out one more before people head out on end-o-year vacation.  If
we forgot to send this to anyone or if you know someone we should have
invited or if we got the email address wrong or if someone we know and like
just got out of prison or if someone we wanted to invite does not have
email or if you want to invite someone who we don't know, let them know 
about the party.

Hope to see ya there!

Members of "Home"
Mark, Dave, Derek, Chad and JAKE!

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Awright, the guys at Home are having another party.  If you liked the last
couple, you should like this one.  We've learned from our mistakes, so
we've made a few improvements to our party rules:

1) You cannot wear diapers while taking a shower in our house.

2) Champagne cork bottles will not be left in the hands of the drunk or
the creative.

3) Mark will never make another attempt to dress up ever again as long as
we all live.

4) Chad Brown is NOT the best chewtoy ever and he will never be the best
chewtoy ever at any of our parties ever again.

5) Don't invite Dave Cho unless we have a second keg of beer.

6) The sour cream will not leave the kitchen under ANY circumstances.

7) Make sure to return the blender we borrowed from our downstairs
neighbors for the last party after this party.

8) Open guest policies are bound to attract the strangest freaks in the
area.  We may even know some of them.

9) Cops and amphetamines just don't mix, even after hours.

10) Furniture is cool.


With this in mind, we, the members of "Home" would like to invite you all
to our New Year's party on December 31st, 1995, starting at 9:00 pm. Please
feel free to bring drinks, food, toys, music, friends, etc. Do note that as
always we do reserve the right to have our friends from UMass Amherst toss
anything or anyone we don't like off our second-story porch. So, take this
as a hint to forward this invite to people you know we like. Also, tell
people you know we like who don't have e-mail, since this is the only
invitation we're sending out.

Oh, in case you are wondering, the members of "Home" are none other than
Dave Cho,  Chad Brown, Mark Rousculp, Derek Herrera and a guy... named.....
JAKE!!!!!!  Well, actually, his name is Jake Fawson, but the former is
memorable and impressive, so we use it.

"Home" is located at 80 Powderhouse Blvd. Apt. 2, in beautifull Sommerville
off Davis Sq.  We are smack dab in the middle of Tufts University, with
lovely dorms and a playground in front of our house.  Our house is a green
three-story monstrosity with white trim and a porch on the second floor.

How do I get there, Bob?

By car: 
Drive to Davis Sq. via Highland Ave.  Turn right onto College St. and go
down for a short while until you reach the Powderhouse Square rotary. Go
around it for about 3/4 of a turn until you see the road with the "No
Trucks" sigh (Truck in a red circle with a stripe across it). That's
Powderhouse Blvd. Go down that road for about 45 seconds until Powderhouse
meets Mason.  Look for the five-foot tall purple neon "80" in front of our
house. Come in. Enjoy.

By T or foot:
Take the Red Line to Davis Sq.  Get off the T.  Go up Highland Ave past the
Bullpen Pub until you get to Simpson Street.  There is a large park with a
baseball diamond on that corner.  Go up Simpson until the road ends, then
cross the street and turn left.  Walk for about 30-50 feet and then turn
right. You should be on Mason St.  Go down the street, up the hill, over
the tree stump, to the top of the hill and down again to the corner. Look
for the green house with the blacklight emanating from the windows.

By plane: 
Fly to Logan Airport. Go west by northwest for about five minutes until you
see Tufts Unviersity under you.  Land on their soccer field and walk up
powderhouse. Look for all the landmarks previously mentioned.

By boat:
Can't come to our party. Sorry.

By moped:
We don't want people who drive mopeds at our party.

By transporter:
Get a life, weiner! There are no teleporters! William Shatner is a terrible
actor! Star Trek sucks! Go collect stamps or do something more useful with
your life! 

I think that is it. Do show up and have a good time. If you are worried about
not getting home and such, remember that not only does the T run until very
late on New Years, we also have a LOT of crash space.  If you have any
questions, talk to one of us.  If you need our number, send us e-mail. 

See yah!

Chad Brown
Dave Cho
Jake Fawson
Derek Herrera
Mark Rousculp

Residents of "Home"