Message-Id: <199512120354.WAA00825@tetrahydrocannabinol>
To: florey@MIT.EDU, jon-dist@MIT.EDU
Subject: Santa must be a sysadmin
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 1995 22:54:18 EST
From: The Grey Wolf <aellwood@MIT.EDU>


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Subject: Santa/Sysadmin

Santa must be a System Administrator

Consider:

1. Santa is bearded, large, and dresses funny.
2. When you ask Santa for something, the odds of receiving what you
wanted are infinitesimal.
3. Santa seldom answers your mail.
4. When you ask Santa where he gets all the stuff he's got, he says,
"Elves make it for me."
5. Santa doesn't care about your deadlines.
6. Your parents ascribed supernatural powers to Santa, but did all the
work themselves.
7. Nobody knows who Santa has to answer to for his actions.
8. Santa laughs entirely too much.
9. Santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $HOME.
10. Only a lunatic says bad things about Santa in his presence.
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Joanne Spetz		Research Fellow
jojo@ppic.org		Public Policy Institute of California
(415) 291-4418		500 Washington Street, Suite 800, San Francisco, CA
http://www-leland.stanford.edu/~jojo/jojohome.html
"Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours."  -R. Bach

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