Minutes of the SIPB Meeting of 2019-11-25 The meeting was called to order at 19:30 by emmabat. In attendance were Student keyholders: alvareza, emmabat, cela, wmoses, bds Associate keyholders: wqian94, bbaren, quentin, glasgall Members: valentin, joshuaw, mrittenb, mau | eltonlin, kjchen, amanti, maximo Guests: '() Administrivia: emmabat: welcome to the SIPB meeting! bbaren: Do you like hanging out in the office? I do! do you like it when its dirty? I dont! We have a bunch of machines that don't work as well that needs security updates. We are going to clean up desktopland this weekend. emmabat: send it to the SIPB office, and I will handle the other channels. wqian: is there anything we need that bbaren: I move to allocate $30 for canned air, seconded, white ballot. bbaren: can someone else order canned air? wmoses: I can do it. wmoses: I also bought the book from amazon that miguel wanted, the SRE book emmabat: the probes for the electronics equipment arrived. Project Reports: quentin: after many months, the lights in the SMR are now functioning *clapping*. it ended up being exactly what we thought it was, which was during the athena lounge, they disconnected the lights. they also took the chance to fix the ballasts too! glasgall: is there anyone that we can ask about it taking 8 months to get some lights fixed??? emmabat: they came, closed the work order, we reopened it bacause nothing actually happened. mau: the form closed for the IAP classes, if you really want to do one let me know. we have fast 6.006, reverse engineering, game design, statistical wizardy, bds: sipb video game happened, turnout was not great, so we might stick to board games. glasgall: me and ben have tried to get xvm updated. cela: hyades continues, also uplink continues wmoses: SIPBWISP continues. mrittenb: courseroad continues. Other: wqian94: I have an other, the TL;DR is that facebook only recruits intern PhD candidates in their 4th year. [discussion of facebook] quentin: sipb is salty tonight. wqian94: isn't NaCl a chrome thing? bbaren: NaCl is deprecated. valentin: the new threadripper is out, it looks fantastic. wmoses: intel announced their processors the day before the AMD launch so that the reviews were not comparing with the new threadripper. Other Other: emmbat: I am good at words wqian94: we have just had more political drama these last 4 days. wqian: it was so spicey you could enjoy it with popcorn. valentin: or whiskey bbaren: Stadia launched, and people were mad that stadia didn't have as good 4k performance as Google claimed. cela: there is a protien called SipB. It is some sort of hydrophobic translocator. It was published in september. [discussion of our terrible carpet] eltonlin: I think it would be fun if we have a movie night. bbaren: what did we watch last time? alvareza: hackers. emmabat: We could get popcorn and drinks and everthing. wqian94: pokemon sword and shield came out. amanti: in related news to sword and shield, we got less than half of all existing pokemon. The meeting was adjourned at 19:53. Minutes taken and submitted by alvareza.