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{\Huge Hahvahd, the Crimson College}
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Hahvahd, the crimson college
Had a well-bred football team.
And if you ever saw them,
You might faint or maybe scream.
Each year, the team of Yalies
Used to laugh and call them names.
Thousands of people watched them
Play their silly football games.
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Then one fateful Saturday,
Techies came and said,
``Hey --- the game's this afternoon!
Why don't we bring a balloon?''
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Well, all the Techies loved it,
And the Tech proclaimed with glee:
``Hahvahd and Yale scored nothing ---
The game was won by MIT!''
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{\Huge Three Brass Rats}
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Three brass rats.
Three brass rats.
See how they run.
See how they run.
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They all run into 10-250
Because they were late for the lecture, you see
And they knew they were failing 18.03
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Three brass rats.
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{\Huge What Kind of Tool Am I?}
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What kind of tool am I?
I have three tests this week.
I don't know what to do; you see, I'm on a failure streak.
I'm flunking right and left ---
It's just absurd.
I've got twelve F's and it's only October third!
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What kind of tool am I?
I really need to pass.
I'm even failing underwater basket weaving class.
I'm staying up all night, I'm losing sleep.
The pile of **** I'm in is almost shoulder-deep.
Sometimes I wonder if I belong in this school.
I just can't tool and tool and tool and tool and tool and tool!
I'm ready to give up.
Drop out of MIT.
But wait --- it's just four months until it's IAP!!!
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{\Huge My Little Pony}
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My little pony, baby unicorn,
You're so warm and ticking, too.
My little pony, baby unicorn,
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{\it Sound effect of explosion.
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Spoken:}
Not recommended for children under three years of age.
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