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  Taken from NutWorks issue 015.  All back NutWorks issues are in


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                      Nature's Kitchen Presents:
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    From the people who brought you blood, sweat and earwax, AND the
people who have produced such delectable delights as "Cream of Spinach"

we proudly present...

                      Campbell's Primordial Soup!
                      --------------------------

    That's right, Campbell's Soup inc. has merged with Mother Nature ltd.
to bring you this primal mixture of complex organic compounds (including
stringey strands of RNA), which is sure to please even the most highly
evolved palettes.  This tasty dish can be eaten alone, or can easily act
as the basic building block for more complex culinary creations, such as

                          Protazoan Pottage,
                             Fishy Bisque,
                             Baked Amoeba,
                                 and
                      Self-replicating Succotash.

    Campbell's Primordial Soup, (the first in our nutritious new line
of Mankindhandlers) is ALL NATURAL with no additives or preservatives,
and each can contains a full day's supply of vitamins and amino acids.
An evolutionary soup for an evolving species.

    Also try Campbell's CHUNKY Primordial Soup!  So chunky, you'll be
tempted to use your hands, but use a fork, before it gets up and walks
away.