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\centerline{\bg HAVE YOU SEEN ME?}
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Name:&Steven Conforti\cr
Last Seen:&May 1991\cr
Answers to:&\llap{``}Poodle''\cr
Why Sought:&Became secretary of LSC\cr
&and APO in May and then\cr
&disappeared for the summer.\cr
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\centerline{\bg If you have any information}
\centerline{\bg on Steve's whereabouts, please call}
\centerline{\bg LSC.  We really need our secretary.}

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