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\name{\bLaundry{}}

\cenquote{``Capital Laundry Services, how may we help you?''}{}

If you have this sheet, you are a member of Special Operations
Executive, Q Section - more commonly known as the \bLaundry{}.

The Special Operations Executive (SOE), also known as Churchill's
Secret Army, was formed during World War II as a secret force to
engage in activities outside the scope of normal warfare.  Q Section
was the division tasked with dealing with the occult, and was directly
set against Hitler's Abwehr-SS. %SPACE NAZIS

When Alan Turing first discovered the Turing-Lovecraft Theorem, the
organization overreacted, poisoning him before he could reveal the
truth.  From then on, SOE Q (originally located in a Chinese laundry,
hence the more common name) was given the task of covering up the
existence of the occult while simultaneously researching it and
developing new ways to repulse the continuing incursions of
extradimensional entities into our universe.  Only a select few in the
government know that the Laundry even exists, and even fewer are aware
of its true mandate.

The Laundry maintains a secret training centre located in the hidden
town of Dunwich.  There is a nondirection geas laid around the
boundaries of the town to prevent those who are not authorized from
even knowing that the town exists.

Now one of the \bLaundry{}'s more earthbound duties has come up.  The
races known as \bAlpha{} and \bBeta{} will shortly be arriving at
Dunwich to negotiate the Second Treaty of Dunwich.  Along with
\cMP{\formal}, a Member of Parliament who's been briefed and
authorized to negotiate with the Deep Ones, you are representing the
British Government (and by extension, the human race) to the
sea-dwellers.

The \bBlackChamber{}, the darker American counterpart to your
organization, has stationed two representatives in Dunwich to keep an
eye on the negotiations.  Ostensibly, your two nations are allies, so
make sure you treat them with respect.

To make matters more complicated, things have started going haywire
around the base recently.  Computers have mysteriously stopped
working, and some of the research labs have been reporting very
strange results.  And today, the day of the negotiations, a Class IV
rift has torn itself open in the center of the base!  It is critical
that you close this rift before it begins to pose a danger to everyone
- and deal with the consequences of its opening.  Strange presences
have been seen in remote corners of the base.

Keep it together, and you might just survive to collect your pensions.
Fail, and interspecies war will be the best you can hope for.

\begin{itemz}[Goals]
  \item Successfully negotiate the treaty on behalf of the
    \bLaundry{}.
  \item Close the Class IV rift and keep it closed.
  \item Keep the \bLaundry{}'s internal computer systems fully functional.
  \item Keep the \bLaundry{} a secret from the wider world.
\end{itemz}

\begin{members}
  \member{\cLaundryCaptain{}} The head of the Dunwich Training Centre.
  \member{\cNegotiator{}}  The senior manager of the base, assigned to the treaty negotiations.
  \member{\cCDHead{}}  The head of the Computational Demonology section.
  \member{\cDemon{}}  The head of the Paranormal Research section -- a demon with a human soul.
  \member{\cFrosh{}}  A Paranormal Researcher.
  \member{\cPRSoulless{}}  A Paranormal Researcher.
  \member{\cBlackChamberOp{}} A Computational Demonologist.
  \member{\cCDIntSec{}}  A Computational Demonologist.
\end{members}


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