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MIT Science Fiction Society 

84 Massachusetts Avenue

Cambridge, MA 02139

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes 

Friday, June 7, 1996

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MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST,
Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; Gabriel Valencia, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to approve minutes as interesting. Passes.

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Innocentcomm is being reengineered.

Motion to apply Innocentcomm to skinner. Fails for lack of second. 

Banana motion fails for lack of second.

Motion to have everyone just sit here forever. Chickens 2-4-6 +Spehn.

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Everyone's graduated.

Motion to make TCS the custodian of the banana-colored egg chickens 8-8-9 +Spehn.

Motion to condemn the skinner for making a travesty of the system. Passes 12-0-2 +Spehn.

Motion to have alumni who are too lame to visit the library fed to banana-colored giant red ants outside the library. Passes 10-5-7 +Spehn.

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Meeting adjourned, 1710 SST.

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\centerline{Respectfully submitted,}
\centerline{Gabriel Valencia, Onseck}

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