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MIT Science Fiction Society 

84 Massachusetts Avenue

Cambridge, MA 02139

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes 

Friday, August 29, 1996

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MITSFS meeting called to order, 1700 SST,
Jay Muchnij, President and Skinner, presiding; B. Heap, Pseudo-Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

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Mobcomm: new books- we've got em.

Milkcomm: the funny smell in the lounge was spilled milk, located behind the fridge.

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Motion to declare Jamie old. 10-1-1 +Spehn.

Motion for September birthday party. Fails 5-8-9 +Spehn.

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We have a new member. We begin to taunt the new member, but Jamie points out this is hazing. We say "hi" nicely instead.

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Jamie has the banana flu. 7-0-1 +Spehn.

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Meeting adjourned, 1730 SST.

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\centerline{Respectfully submitted,}
\centerline{B. Heap, Pseudo-Onseck}

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