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MIT Science Fiction Society 

84 Massachusetts Avenue

Cambridge, MA 02139

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes 

Friday, January 10, 2003

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Bonus Pre-meeting Quote:  ``The plot, in the manner of a soup to which starch has been added, at last, begins to thicken.''  ``I think thats an appropriate time to start.''

MITSFS meeting called to order 1700 SST, Ed Keyes President and Skinner presiding.  Andrew Clough is the newly UROPing Onseck.

Motion:  Condemn inutes as ``Frightening and Disturbing and they have permanently disturbed me.'' Passes 7-3-3+Spehn

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Pianocomm:  Whooh!

Bondagecomm:  Mostly readable bound magazines.  There is a new magic incantation: ``Sew through the fold.''

Psuedo-Pianocomm:  Reminds star chamber.

Poeple's Albanian Embassy:  Pormer Queen Geraldine of Albania died october 22nd.

Panthercomm:  $/exists$LPA, a large paperback anthology.

Alohalenscomm:  Margaret's picture is taken, with her in funy getup.  ``Do not taunt happy fun minutes.''


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Motion:  Overweening the secretary, chickens 5-2-5+Spehn.

Strategic Games Society:  No weapons smaller than an 8 inch naval gun allowed in meetings.

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A duel commences between Margaret and John, interupting my interesting and profound story about my exciting and wonderful and happy UROP (boo).

``You can convert 100\% of the excess heat to work, if you do it immorally''

``You always know what time it is, but you never care.''

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Motion:  They're an abomination of Chaos. Passes 8-0-3+Spehn

Motion:  I made a motion.  Fails 6-6-2+Spehn

Motion:  Dope.  Passes 8-2-0+Spehn.

Motion:  Let herrun screaming into the night.  Fails 2-8-1+Spehn

Buetiful Motion:  Aquire a little maker of prognostication purposes.  Fails 10-11-1+Spehn

Margaret falls out of her chair, anime style.

A modified adjournment song is sung, as follows:

Spiders have no tail at all, tail at all, tail at all

Spiders have no tail at all, but they have 8 legs.

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Meeting adjourned 18:00 SST.

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\centerline{Humbly submitted,}
\centerline{Andrew Clo ugh, Onseck}

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