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MIT Science Fiction Society

84 Massachusetts Avenue

Cambridge, MA 02139

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

Friday, July 31, 2009

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MITSFS meeting called to order, 61.2 Ksec SST,
Paul Weaver, Lord High Embezzeler and pseudo-Skinner, presiding; Susan Shepherd, Onseck, recording.

Minutes read.

Motion to amend last week's minutes to reflect the fact that the meeting started at 1700 because the pseudo-Skinner is not up to date on the kiloseconds time measuring system.

Motion to commend the minutes for actually containing something approximating the steampunk banana motion passes 8-0-4\ps, thus ending the meeting. Good Lord. Slick Karl is slick.

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Meeting adjourned, 61.8 Ksec SST.

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\centerline{Respectfully submitted,}
\centerline{Susan Shepherd, Onseck}

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