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MIT Science Fiction Society

84 Massachusetts Avenue

Cambridge, MA 02139

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

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MITSFS meeting called to order, 63.0 Ksec SST,
Lemur Rowlands, Vice, presiding; \onseck, recording.

Minutes summarized.
``A new skinner rose
we had a picnic, success!
holy shit, a prentice!''

Motion to comend the minutes being read in haiku failed due to lack of second

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HBarcomm will have a banner next week.\\
Hasselcomm will have a party on June 16th, the piles will be defeated!\\
Star chamber is in an epic battle with CAC over the lock, if your card isn't working, email us.\\
Seldon will not be having a showing this week.\\
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There was no universe before the meeting began. There was only a void, a large void from which nothing could ever escape.\\
Motion to chicken CHICKENS 9-0-0\ps \\
Motion to cancel finals FAILS due to lack of second.\\
Motion to get rid of apathy FIALS due to apathy\\
THen people started talking about programming languages, and the onseck was very confused, but they past anyway\\
ALGOL\\
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In the present, the old skinner has a pset\\
In the present, there is a new person in the library\\
In the present, the current skinner is at Wildfire, possibly\\
In the present, there is a poetry mob this evening\\
In the present, Lemur needs to poke John Scalzi's agent\\
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In the future there is X-Games\\
In the future, we need to poke John Scalzi\\
In the future, people should play Mika's generated x-game, and Lemur's lab mate is excited that there is a MLP game\\
In the future, it will be summer\\
In the future there will be a society, and we will over throw it\\
In the future Lemur and mikabr will die from asbestos\\
In the future, no one will ever be able to move from their ASA space because the moving chain is impossible\\
In the future MIT will have a new president\\
In the future MITSFS meetings will not turn in to ASA business\\
In the future new keyholders will have names and committees and things\\
Motion to reject reality and subsitute it with mikabr's reality 0-0-1\ps\\
Motion to reject Mika's reality and replace it with Mythbusters 0-0-1\ps\\
Lemur decided a thing that wasn't a motion needed to be seconded 1-1-0\ps\\
Motions all CHICKEN\\
Motion for naptime passes 4-0-0\ps\\
In the future, it's going to be the future soon.\\
In the future, the meeting will end so we can.\\
Motion to condemn people for being apathetic bananas CHICKENS 0-0-4\ps\\
The Vice ends the meeting out of frustration.\\
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Meeting adjourned, 64.8 Ksec SST.

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\centerline{Respectfully submitted,}
\centerline{\onseck}

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