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MIT Science Fiction Society

84 Massachusetts Avenue

Cambridge, MA 02139

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

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MITSFS meeting called to order, 63.4 Ksec SST,
Mikabr, Lady High Embezzler, presiding; \onseck, recording.

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Star Chamber: Time Warp has been implemented

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In the past, it wasn't the end of term, though it feels 

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In the present, lknight is allergic to the library

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In the future, it will be discovered that the reason lknight was allergic to the library is because it was being infested mold aliens, which rapidly and efficiently ate all of the metal on the planet Earth, collapsing it's infrastructure and leaving the humans that remained to revert back to the stone age. 

In the future, term will be over

In the future, Arisia!

In the future, mikabr will miss all of the things because she will be in Israel.

Motion to come up with something generic to say about a banana PASSES 4-0-6 \ps

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Meeting adjourned, 66.4 Ksec SST.

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\centerline{Respectfully submitted,}
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