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MIT Science Fiction Society

84 Massachusetts Avenue

Cambridge, MA 02139

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MITSFS Meeting Minutes

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MITSFS meeting called to order, 69.3 ksec SST,
\skinner, presiding; \onseck, recording.

No minutes read.

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None.

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The student leadership transition thing happened; not much novel information.

ALGOL.

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Elections are next week!

Operation DOMINO: Now entering 1985.

Minicult: Hundreds show up in Nebraska for fight over name Josh.

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In the future, typewriters will be a thing again. Not quite sure how, but it'll happen. Definitely.

Motion to serve imaginary banana cream pie at our nonexistent picnic this year. 3-0-1 +Spehn; motion passes.

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Meeting adjourned, 69.4 ksec SST.

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\centerline{Respectfully submitted,}
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