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Subject: last chance to see francisco...ever
Date: Sun, 17 Feb 2002 18:45:54 -0500
From: Rosa Villastrigo <rosabob@MIT.EDU>


The Devil has found work for idle hands to do...

Very shortly Francisco Jesus DeLaTorre (he whose hands were
idle) will be leaving us for San Francisco (where hands are 
alway busy).

To acknowledge his departure with ambivalence and apathy
we will be hosting a "cotillion". And by "hosting a 'cotillion'"
I mean 

	"party at our place next Saturday, February 23"

Please come if:
       --You have ever made eye contact with Francisco
       --Francisco owes you money
       --You want to be included in his will
       --You have no idea who Francisco is, but totally love Rosa and/or Em
       --You have a friend who has a friend who knows Ricky Martin
       --You think Francisco smells like kittens
       --You have ever been accosted by a crazy in the Central Square Wendy's
       --You are a crazy person who hangs out in the Central Square Wendy's

Now that you have met some (or all in Shaida's case) of the previous
criteria, here are some things you might think to say to Francisco to
show you care:

--"By 'San Francisco' you mean 'prison', right?"
--"If this whole 'boy band' thing doesn't work out, you can always go solo"
--"Nice pants"
--"I'm really drunk...I'll have to have a friend call tomorrow to apologize"
--"I'll miss you"

Once again:
		Saturday, February 23
		9pm --> Jesus leaves the building
		43 Springfield St. #3
		617.629.2164
		bring a friend

Directions from Central Square:
Head up Prospect St. 'till you get to Cambridge St. Turn left.
At the light take a right onto Springfield St. (Ole Mexican Grille
is on your right. This is not where we live). Proceed up the street
until you come upon a large brown box on the corner of Springfield
and Houghton. That's us.

--Rosa "well my parole officer would be proud of me" Villastrigo
--Em "satellite of love" Warmann
--Francisco "sun shines out of our behinds" DeLaTorre