Message-Id: <200206050510.BAA19991@scrubbing-bubbles.mit.edu>
To: bexley-minus-fascists@MIT.EDU, nutso-flaming-pikans@MIT.EDU, eit@tep.org
Subject: personals
Date: Wed, 05 Jun 2002 01:10:01 -0400
From: Marc F Rios <mrios@MIT.EDU>


I didn't make this up. I wish I did. 

----------------------------------------------------
from the Feb 12 village voice personals section

Semitic sweetheart seeks enlightened jewish man with who
to escape NY winter & return to ancestral home for warm 
Palestinian-Jewish Valentine's day in Galilee #9795

VIRILE PALESTINIAN SEMITE. Exotic looks & curly hair. 
Seeks Jewish Lady (any race) 4 LTR in Israel. I love history, 
Arabic cuisine & skinny dipping in lake Tiberias. #9804

YOU claimed our falafel, olives, oranges, music, houses 
as yours. ME: the REAL SEMITE fun, sexy, Palestinian gal. 
I need you to get me home. Wanted: loving Jewish M #9796

Petite Palestinian looking for fellow semite in order to return
 to Israel & breed in the holy land. Must be willing to learn 
Dabkel. #9794

Luxuriant Palestinian female seeks smoldering fellow Semite
 to share pungent caresses and tangled tresses in your Nablusi 
Lovenest. #9797

Young palestinian semite, M, 35 educ, successful career, seeking 
Jewish Female (any race) for long intimate relation to live in Israel. 
Only serious people. #9705

SEXY SEMITE. Tall, dark, curvy, Palestinian F ready to stop 
roaming the world in exile. Seeking Jewish M (any race) for 
LTR in Israel with long steamy nights in Jerusalem. #9614

PALESTINIAN MALE working in a difficult OCCUPATION. 
I'm looking for a Jewish Beauty. Help me relieve some stress. 
Only you can help me find my way Home. #9622

Leggy Palestinian semite seeks Jewish hunk to create our 
love-shack settlement in Tiberias. Let's take turns with hummus 
as body paint and explore... #9550

100% Semite and palestinian. Total Knockout. Seeking Jewish 
Male any race, to tour my homeland. Yellow license plate an 
absolute must. You know what I mean! #9690

DARK-EYED PALESTINIAN TEMPTRESS.  Ready to settle 
down and go home. ISO Jew of any race to get me there. And
 I'll show you the secrets of the desert. #9554

Exotic Semitic Palestinian wishes to celebrate Eid and Hanukah
 next year in Israel. Seeking non-smoking Jewish male to fast 
and light the menorah together! #9616

SHALOM BABY! Hot Palestinian Semite gal. Hoping to find my 
perfect Israeli man. Let's stroll the beaches of Akka & live and 
love in Jerusalem. No Fatties.#9562

Semite in her mid 30's quirky & curly, tired of searching for home, 
skg Jewish gent, funny and friendly, to love and live in Israel, not 
far from Dome. #9729

SEMITIC BODY NEEDS A HOME. Could it be you? 28, tall, Arab
 ISO Jew to lead me back to the promised land. You= my ticket 
home. Me = your fantasy come true. #9555

Palestinian Femme sks LTR in Israel w/Jewish Butch. Any race. 
Me: radical environmentalist, party-er. Want Kids. Love Hank 
Williams, Fairuz, Alabina, also Edward Said & Noam Chomsky.
Proud of my Semitic Roots! #9586

YOU STOLE THE LAND. MAY AS WELL TAKE THE WOMEN! 
Redhead Palestinian ready to be colonized by your army. 
You: Jewish, Hot, Strong. U take me home + I'll let you win. #9553