#!/bin/sh

case $1 in
  --compbio)
    this="\1"
    that=$(shuf -n1 <<EOF
TOBACCO MOSAIC
E. COLI
S. CEREVISIAE
S. AUREUS
PARAMECIA
C. ELEGANS
ARABIDOPSIS
MAIZE
DROSOPHILA
LAB MICE
UNWITTING HUMAN SUBJECTS
EOF
) ;;
  *)
    case "$(jot -r 1 1 60)" in
      1)
        this="DEBATHENA"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      2)
        this="STUDENT GOVERNMENT"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      3)
        this="ANTI-CENTOS CAMPAIGN"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      4)
        this="MANDATORY DINING"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      5)
        this="SPORT DEATH T-SHIRT"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      7)
        this="\1"
        that="SIPB MEMBERS"
        ;;
      8)
        this="\1"
        that="TWINKIES"
        ;;
      9)
        this="\1"
        that="WEST CAMPUS"
        ;;
      10)
        this="PURITY TEST"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      11)
        this="\1"
        that="INDEPENDENT LIVING GROUPS"
        ;;
      12)
        this="\1"
        that="STATA PIZZA"
        ;;
      13)
        this="\1"
        that="WOMBATS"
        ;;
      14)
        this="\1"
        that="PREFROSH"
        ;;
      15)
        this="HTGAMIT"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      15)
        this="\1"
        that="CLYDE"
        ;;
      17)
        this="CPW"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      18)
        this="\1"
        that="FIFTH EAST"
        ;;
      19)
        this="WEATHER MACHINE"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      20)
        this="\1"
        that="FRESHMAN ADVISING"
        ;;
      21)
        this="CAMPUS-WIDE NAT"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      22)
        this="\1"
        that="HYADES"
        ;;
      23)
        this="ZULIP"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      24)
        this="CONFIG-PACKAGE-DEV"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      25)
        this="\1"
        that="THE ASA"
        ;;
      26)
        this="GIT-BUILDPACKAGE"
        that="\2"
        ;;
      27)
        this="\1"
        that="DEBIAN"
        ;;
      28)
        this="\1"
        that="IPMI"
        ;;
      *)
        this="\1"
        that="\2"
        ;;
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