#!/bin/bash

thises=(
"1-800-FLOWERS"
"a BRICK AND MORTAR SOLUTION"
"a CAMPUS-WIDE NAT"
"a CLOUD STORAGE PROVIDER"
"a COLLABORATIVE FILTER"
"a CONTENT DISTRIBUTION NETWORK"
"a CONVERSION FUNNEL"
"a CPA AD NETWORK"
"a CROWDSOURCING APP"
"a CRYPTOCURRENCY"
"a DATABASE ABSTRACTION LAYER"
"a DIGITAL MAGAZINE"
"a DISTRIBUTED SOCIAL NETWORK"
"a GREEN TECH PROGRAM"
"a GOOGLE GLASS APP"
"AIRBNB"
"a MAC APP"
"AMAZON"
"a MEME GENERATOR"
"a MOBILE ECOSYSTEM"
"an AGGREGATOR"
"ANALYTICS PLATFORM"
"an AMBER ALERT SYSTEM"
"an ANDROID APP"
"an ANTI-CENTOS CAMPAIGN"
"an APARTMENT GUIDE"
"an API"
"an APPSTORE"
"an ECO-FRIENDLY MARKETPLACE"
"a NEW SOCIAL PLATFORM"
"an HTML5 APP"
"an INITIAL COIN OFFERING"
"an IPHONE APP"
"a NODE.JS SERVER"
"an ONLINE MARKETPLACE"
"an SEO OPTIMIZER"
"an UBUNTU PATCH"
"an UNREADABLE CAPTCHA"
"a PONZI SCHEME"
"a PURITY TEST"
"a QUADCOPTER DRONE"
"a REACT-NATIVE APP"
"a RECOMMENDATION ENGINE"
"a SHOPPING SITE"
"a SOCIAL CRM"
"a SOCIAL NETWORK"
"a SPORT DEATH T-SHIRT"
"a TESSERACT OCR ENGINE"
"a TWITTER FILTER"
"a VIRAL MARKETER"
"a WEARABLE COMPUTER"
"a WEATHER MACHINE"
"CASH4GOLD"
"CHARLIECARD"
"CLVM"
"CONFIG-PACKAGE-DEV"
"CPW"
"DARING FIREBALL"
"DEAL FINDER"
"DEBATHENA"
"DIGITAL MUSIC DISTRIBUTION"
"DOLLARSHAVECLUB"
"ENRON"
"FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE"
"FITBIT"
"FLICKR"
"FOURSQUARE"
"GIT-BUILDPACKAGE"
"GOOGLE ANALYTICS"
"GOTHAMIST"
"GROUPON"
"HTGAMIT"
"KICKSTARTER"
"KUBERNETES"
"LINKEDIN"
"MANDATORY DINING"
"MANPACKS"
"MAPREDUCE QUERY"
"NETFLIX"
"NEURAL NETWORK"
"OPENTABLE"
"OPTIMIZELY"
"PANDORA"
"PINTEREST"
"PRODUCTHUNT"
"REALTIME DATA"
"REDDIT"
"SALESFORCE.COM"
"SKYNET"
"SLACK"
"SNAPCHAT"
"SOYLENT"
"STUDENT GOVERNMENT"
"SYSTEMD"
"TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT"
"THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK"
"THE VILLAGE VOICE"
"TUMBLR"
"WEEDMAPS"
"WIKIPEDIA"
"WORDPRESS"
"YELP"
"YOUTUBE"
"ZAPPOS"
"ZULIP"
"MASON JARS"
"PARK SLOPE FOOD COOP"
"UNIQLO"
"a BODEGA CAT"
"PAXOS"
"KERBEROS"
)
thats=(
"AIRLINES"
"ALCOHOLICS"
"ANNA'S TAQUERIA"
"ANTIFA"
"ARABIDOPSIS"
"BARISTAS"
"BATH SALTS"
"BEER"
"BILLIONAIRES"
"CALIFORNIA"
"CALTRAIN"
"CAMP COUNSELORS"
"CELEBRITY GOSSIP"
"C. ELEGANS"
"CHEAP VODKA"
"CHINESE TAKE-OUT"
"CHRISTIAN FAMILIES"
"CLYDE"
"COFFEE SHOPS"
"CRACKED IPHONE APPS"
"CRYPTIC CROSSWORDS"
"DEBIAN"
"DROSOPHILA"
"E. COLI"
"ENDANGERED SPECIES"
"ERLANG ENTHUSIASTS"
"EX-CONVICTS"
"FACEBOOK PLATFORM"
"FARMERS"
"FAST CASUAL RESTAURANTS"
"FIFTH EAST"
"FRESHMAN ADVISING"
"FUNERAL HOMES"
"FUSION GPS"
"GAY MARRIAGES"
"GENTOO"
"GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION"
"HAPPY HOURS"
"HIGHWAY ACCIDENTS"
"HUNTERS"
"HYADES"
"INDEPENDENT LIVING GROUPS"
"IPMI"
"LAB MICE"
"LAUNDROMATS"
"LOCAL FAIR-TRADE ARTISAN CHEESE"
"MAIZE"
"MARKETERS"
"MEDICINAL MARIJUANA"
"MIDDLE SCHOOLERS"
"MODELS"
"MYSTERY HUNT"
"NIGHTCLUB LINES"
"NOOTROPICS"
"PANDAS"
"PARAMECIA"
"PARKING TICKETS"
"PETS"
"PILOTS"
"PONZI SCHEMES"
"PREFROSH"
"PRESENTATION TOOLS"
"QUALIFYING LEADS"
"RED WINE"
"RESTROOM ATTENDANTS"
"SANCTIMONIAL ARTIFACTS"
"S. AUREUS"
"S. CEREVISIAE"
"SEMI-ACTIVE VOLCANOES"
"SIPB MEMBERS"
"SMALL BUSINESSES"
"SOCIAL OUTCASTS"
"SORORITY CHICKS"
"STAR TREK CONVENTIONS"
"STATA PIZZA"
"STOLEN GOODS"
"SURGEONS"
"SYSADMINS"
"TECH INCUBATORS"
"TEXTBOOKS"
"THE ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY"
"THE ARMY"
"THE ASA"
"THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA"
"THE SILVER LINE"
"THE SNAPCHAT GENERATION"
"THE XVM RAID"
"TOBACCO MOSAIC"
"TRAVELING"
"TRAVELING ABROAD"
"TWINKIES"
"UGG BOOTS"
"UGLY PEOPLE"
"UNWITTING HUMAN SUBJECTS"
"WEST CAMPUS"
"WHISKEY LOVERS"
"WOMBATS"
"YOUR AQUARIUM"
"YOUR BOSS"
"YOUR CAT'S LITTER BOX"
"YOUR FINANCES"
"YOUR MOM"
"THE G TRAIN"
"EGGCREAMS"
"BIKE LANES"
"CENTRAL PARK"
"HOT DOG VENDORS"
"VLADIMIR PUTIN"
"KERBEROS"
"PDP-11"
"HP-UX"
)

this="${thises[$RANDOM % ${#thises[@]}]}"
that="${thats[$RANDOM % ${#thats[@]}]}"
echo "So, basically, it's like $this for $that!"