Upcoming Events for Epsilon Theta

Saturday August 25 -- 12:45 p.m. -- No, Carolyn, that's not a hat. It's a bread bowl. See, you can put your food in it. NO! Don't put it on Dan's head! Call x3-8888 to use bread bowls, soup, salad, and sanwiches as fashion accessories or lunch.
Saturday August 25 --  1:00 p.m. -- You can toss them like a frisbee! Wear them like a hat! Use them to make little bread houses. Or play baseball with them. Some people even put soup in them. And eat them. Gosh. Call x3-8888 for a ride to lunch at our co-ed house.
Saturday August 25 --  1:27 p.m. -- Deepali, just because we let you make candles doesn't mean you can burn the house down. Make your own candle...call x3-8888 for a ride.
Saturday August 25 --  1:30 p.m. -- Wax on...wax off. Wax on...wax off. Wax on the table...wax on the floor...wax on the ceiling... Come make a candle! You'll have a wick-ed good time! Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Saturday August 25 --  1:30 p.m. -- "Are we the wet team or the dry team?" "Well, we're dry now so let's make them the wet team!" The water fight continues - come cool off and get and soak other people. Call x3-8888 for a ride. Our house is co-ed.
Saturday August 25 --  1:42 p.m. -- So you can act like a moose or an armadillo, but can you hold clothes? No? Maybe you should be an orangutan. Call x3-8888 to come impersonate furniture at Epsilon Theta. We're a co-ed fraternity.
Saturday August 25 --  2:01 p.m. -- The water is warm. The water is warm and dry. Come experience the water! Call x3-8888 and join us in chasing Stephanie around the park. Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Saturday August 25 --  2:15 p.m. -- Twist, tie, twist, tie, squirt squirt squirt! Learn how to make tie-dyed shirts, or possibly just how to tie-dye Deepali. Ooh-lala. Red, yellow, green, red, blue blue blue! Call x3-8888 for a ride. We are a co-ed house.
Saturday August 25 --  2:47 p.m. -- Is it an elephant? Is it a fish? Is it a Lokie? The jigsaw continues...call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Saturday August 25 --  3:45 p.m. -- How do you know there's been an elephant in your refrigerator? There are elephant prints in the jam. How do you know there's an elephant in the puzzle box. Well, the box says it's an elephant...Come help us with the elephant puzzle. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our coed house.
Saturday August 25 --  4:05 p.m. -- What happens when you are playing Settlers, but suddenly the ducks start invading the sheep port? Can you summon Cthulhu to eat them? Or maybe you just duck the seven of spaces. Call x3-8888 for a ride to games you've never played.
Saturday August 25 --  4:39 p.m. -- Can you make chartreuse and magenta out of the primary colors? Come play with dyes and tie-dye a shirt. Call x3-8888 for a ride...no experience required. We're co-ed.
Saturday August 25 --  5:30 p.m. -- Ever tried sushi? Ever wondered how to make it? We have traditional ingredients and plenty of cooked and vegetarian items. There's also sandwich making less adventurous. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our coed house where the war between Spanish, Japanese, and French continues!
Saturday August 25 --  6:00 p.m. -- How well-done do you like your fish? Yes, that's right, it's time for SUSHI! We've got things from sushi to sandwiches, fish to meat, and raw to crispy. You can assemble anything you can imagine, but don't worry, Ian will eat it.
Saturday August 25 --  7:00 p.m. -- What do you get when you cross Russell with twenty rolls of duct tape? One Lieutenant Commander Data, two aliens, three...anything you can possibly imagine. Maybe he'll build us a new house this time! Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Saturday August 25 --  8:18 p.m. -- Ever been to the Eiffel tower? Let's build one to go with Russell's new duct-tape house. No power tools required, but if you want... Call x3-8888 for a ride. We'll come pick you up in our duct-tape car.
Saturday August 25 --  8:59 p.m. -- Deepali, no! Don't take the circ saw to the library!...ok... Deepali, no! Don't play with the blowtorch and the living room... No, Deepali - why are you following me with the Sawzal?...call x3-8888 for a ride before Deepali destroys our house.
Saturday August 25 --  9:10 p.m. -- We've still got plenty of duct tape and legos. Right now we're building an amphibious attack helicopter. Whee! Come join us as we reflect on the aerodynamics of duct tape. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Saturday August 25 -- 10:08 p.m. -- Epsilon Theta Poetry:Part I There once was a girl named Erin/Who thought the music was blarin'/But when she reached the remote/She fell out of the boat/And we all thought she was quite darin'. Come help us with our poetry...we clearly need it. Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Saturday August 25 -- 11:42 p.m. -- The significance of the number 42 is very deep. Come ponder it at Epsilon Theta. Call x3-8888 for a ride and we'll read you bedtime stories, too.
Sunday August 26 --  8:00 a.m. -- Despite what Dan may say, Emily is not obsessed with fish. She is not efficient. Or deficient. And her coefficient is quite low, thankyouverymuch. And no, Dan, it isn't too early for this. Hmpf. Call x3-8888 to experience lots of fish puns. It's quite sufficient.
Sunday August 26 --  8:30 a.m. -- So let me meets the anagram box: Omelettes For Breakfast. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Sunday August 26 --  8:45 a.m. -- Ready to get away from the city? Come hike in the blue hills. Despite the name, there's lots of greenery. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Sunday August 26 --  9:00 a.m. -- Are the Blue Hills really blue? Come hiking with us and find out. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house. We still have plenty of breakfast, too.
Sunday August 26 -- 10:15 a.m. -- Remember getting up early to watch Saturday morning cartoons? It's not Saturday morning, but we can do it! We have this new time machine to try out...call x3-8888 for a ride. It may be your only chance to watch the scary Star Trek cartoons!
Sunday August 26 -- 12:30 p.m. -- like mexican food?/Eat fajitas and tacos/mexican haiku? quiero tacos/me gustan las fajitas/poema raro. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our fajita lunch. Plenty of vegetarian options. Our house is co-ed and we like haikus.
Sunday August 26 -- 12:45 p.m. -- Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting chocowate. We'll show you lots of great places to find chocolate in this city - and some cool book stores, too! Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Sunday August 26 --  1:07 p.m. -- Epsilon Theta Poetry : Part II Which do I prefer?/Chocolatiers or bookstores?/Ooh, dried fruit and Twain. Sample some of the best chocolate in Boston and enjoy some of the better bookstores. Call x3-8888 to get a ride and go on our chocolate tour.
Sunday August 26 --  1:15 p.m. -- Do you know what T tokens, knives, bandannas, and squeegees have in common? Neither do I! Come to the Museum of Fine Arts! (bring your ID). Call x3-8888 for a ride. (We're a co-ed house.)
Sunday August 26 --  2:00 p.m. -- Sure, you've played hearts. You've played spades. Maybe you've even played bridge. But I bet you've never been Nibbled to Death By Ducks before! Call x3-8888 and get a ride over. Board games, cards, and silliness.
Sunday August 26 --  3:11 p.m. -- Yes, Dave, eating the pieces does count as cheating. No, Dave, you can't use the chainsaw either. We'll finish this jigsaw eventually! We might need a hammer, though. Call x3-8888 for a ride. Our house is co-ed.
Sunday August 26 --  3:49 p.m. -- Ok. It's that time again. Time to once again play Cthulhu, the Mercifully Uncollectible Card Game (TM). Call x3-8888 for a ride and turn your sanity into knowledge...before it's too late.
Sunday August 26 --  5:31 p.m. -- We're about three-quarters of the way to Thanksgiving! This must be celebrated! Come enjoy a traditional Thanksgiving dinner, with many vegetarian items, too. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Sunday August 26 --  5:59 p.m. -- Thanksgiving isn't for a couple months, but that doesn't mean you can't have a thanksgiving dinner with us tonight! Come on over. There are plenty of things for the vegetarians to eat, too. Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Sunday August 26 --  6:17 p.m. -- It's not too late for Thanksgiving dinner! There's still plenty left! Call x3-8888 for a ride and we'll have plenty of food to fortify you for the bad puns ahead.
Sunday August 26 --  6:30 p.m. -- "'Welcome to New Hampshire?' Maybe you should check those directions again..." The world-famous Epsilon Theta Road Rallye leaves in just half an hour! Call x3-8888 for a ride! We're a co-ed house.
Sunday August 26 --  6:43 p.m. -- Confusing directions! Bad puns! Andy's extensive Abba collection in the tape player! Well, two out of three isn't bad. Call x3-8888 for a ride to Ye Olde Roade Rallye, a scavenger hunt through Boston replete with bad puns.
Sunday August 26 --  6:59 p.m. -- "It's 106 miles to Boston, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of m&ms, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!" Call x3-8888 soon to go on Road Rally. Just watch out for the Evil Bridge (TM).
Sunday August 26 --  9:59 p.m. -- This croquet mallet is not a flamingo. The Queen will be sad. However, this one will become a flamingo at midnight. Perhaps it's time for croquet in the park in the dark! Long live the Queen! *whack* oops. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our coed house. Don't pick the black ball!
Sunday August 26 -- 11:48 p.m. -- Getting tired? Ready to unwind? Come listen to bedtime stories! Everything from the truly traditional to the politically correct. We'll even do silly voices. Call x3-8888 for a ride. We're a co-ed house.
Monday August 27 --  8:30 a.m. -- Carambola, custard apple, kiwi, horned melon...and yes, pancakes. For breakfast or for juggling? You decide! Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Monday August 27 -- 10:00 a.m. -- Rye, nut, pumpernickel...how about cinnamon/apricot/chocolate chip bread? Come learn how to make fresh bread...creatively. Call x3-8888 for a ride and experience the wonder of dried cranberries. We're a co-ed house.
Monday August 27 -- 10:00 a.m. -- Learn how to make a kite! Cut it, color it, tie Dan to it, and see how it flies! Hm...call x3-8888 for a ride.
Monday August 27 -- 10:05 a.m. -- Oops... Maybe we shouldn't have tied Dan to the kite- look at him go, though! Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house and see if we can get him back down.
Monday August 27 -- 10:45 a.m. -- Time to put the bread in to rise! No, Lokie, don't sneak up on it! You'll scare it! Call x3-8888...soon it will be time to try our fresh bread creations. Bwahahaha. Visit our co-ed house and experience the mind-control bread.
Monday August 27 -- 11:55 a.m. -- This is the entry that never ends...it just goes on and on, my friends...someone started typing it not knowing what it was... Want to annoy Marcus by singing this at him all day? Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Monday August 27 -- 12:00 p.m. -- It's almost time for lunch and the fresh bread creations are almost ready to eat! Try Jen's infamous orange carrot pumpkin bread, or go for something a little less...orange. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Monday August 27 -- 12:15 p.m. -- Come to the Boston Common for lunch and frisbee with some Uncommon company! We'll be leaving soon, on our new van-shaped spaceship! Call x3-8888 to get a ride over!
Monday August 27 -- 12:30 p.m. -- It's time for a good, old-fashioned picnic on Boston Common. Just be sure not to confuse the food and the frisbees! Call x3-8888 for a ride. Vegetarian options too!
Monday August 27 --  1:00 p.m. -- What's that? In the river! A three-eyed fish?!? Is it a mutant? Nah, mutating is hard, let's go canoeing. Call x3-8888 for a ride. No prior canoeing experience required.
Monday August 27 --  1:16 p.m. -- I love to canoe; can u? Whatever your level of skill, you're invited to go on a human-powered trip on the Charles! Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Monday August 27 --  2:30 p.m. -- What happens when you mix Elmer's glue and boric acid? Putty, silly! More than 10 pounds of it, in fact. Call x3-8888 to get a ride. We're a co-ed house.
Monday August 27 --  4:17 p.m. -- Epsilon Theta Poetry : Part III Once, while climbing a tree/Russell encountered a bee/What he said wasn't bad/But he was kind of glad/That the bee was scared off by "oh gee". Call x3-8888 for a bee-free tree climbing experience. Our house is co-ed.
Monday August 27 --  6:00 p.m. -- No, Nick! You can't barbecue the vegetarians! Put Carolyn down! Join us for a vegetarian and meat barbecue of shish-kabob, falafel, and other food for the grill. Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed house.
Monday August 27 --  7:30 p.m. -- How much tea can the duck pond hold? Can ducks get caffeinated? Watch Erin find out whether the ducks prefer peachy white or golden monkey! Don't worry, the humans (& others) get some too. Hot, iced, or just confused? Epsilon Theta:It's not your mother's tea party. x3-8888
Monday August 27 --  8:00 p.m. -- Jake may cower from dessert, but you can try anything you like at our dessert buffet. What better to go with a nice cup of tea? Call x3-8888 for a ride. We're a co-ed house.
Monday August 27 --  8:10 p.m. -- Is iced tea real tea? Well, perhaps the question is whether hot tea is real tea. I mean, iced tea has ice and ice is clearly not tea. But hot tea has water! Can you make tea without water? Come find out at Epsilon Theta's tea party! Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Monday August 27 --  9:00 p.m. -- What star is that? That's not a star, that's an airplane. But we're too far away for airplanes! Ooh, flying saucer. Come, stargaze, and debate the existence of other life in the universe. Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Monday August 27 --  9:15 p.m. -- Epsilon Theta is a _purple_ fraternity with _8pi_ women and _Cthulhus_ living there. They have a big silver _helicopter_ and like ducks that say _beep_ and mad libs. Come experience the mad libs! Call x3-8888 for a ride to our co-ed fraternity.
Monday August 27 -- 10:30 p.m. -- Look what we found star gazing! It's a PFET! It's pink and fuzzy and extendible and... Hey, it followed us home! Can we keep it? Call x3-8888 to come over and meet the first PFET from outer space!
Tuesday August 28 --  8:00 a.m. -- Once upon a midnight dreary/As I tooled, weak and weary/Over many a quaint and curious/volume of forgotten coff...ooh. coffee. Call x3-8888 for a ride
Tuesday August 28 --  8:30 a.m. -- Let them eat crepes! With lots of fruit, and whipped cream on the top. Good morning!
Tuesday August 28 -- 10:02 a.m. -- Woke up late? That's ok, there are still plenty of crepes. Stephanie can even show you how to make them. Lots of fresh fruit and whipped cream, too.
Tuesday August 28 -- 10:30 a.m. -- Fimo. Fried Iguana Makes Origami. Furious Intellects Masticate Organically. Female Icthysauri Mutate Oranges. Use fimo to express your primal instincts! It's clay-like stuff. Lots of pretty colors...call x3-8888 for a ride. We've still got breakfast! We're co-ed.
Tuesday August 28 -- 11:00 a.m. -- Want to know how friendly plastic can get? Come meet ours! It makes jewelry, it makes trees, it makes sharks...No! Don't eat me! Aaaaaaaaah! We're a co-ed living group...call x3-8888 for a ride.
Tuesday August 28 -- 12:00 p.m. -- We still have lots of toppings, cheese, and tomato sauce! Stop by and make your own creation. Just be careful...Nick's lunch is *staring* at him.
Tuesday August 28 -- 12:00 p.m. -- What has pepperoni, green peppers, chocolate chips, and ice cream?* That's right, your very own mini-pizza. Ok, you can leave the chocolate chips for later if you really want. [* this pizza may be illegal in some states.]
Tuesday August 28 --  1:17 p.m. -- Nick's Shack 'o Discount Advice sez "Never eat anything bigger than your head. At least not twice." In other words, that might be just a few too many toppings on that mini-pizza. Uh-oh...it's gonna blow! run!!!
Tuesday August 28 --  1:37 p.m. -- Ever wanted to travel around Brookline, faster than a speeding slug? Well, so do we... join us for rollerblading. Or, for the less wheel-inclined, hang out in a nearby park and watch the people learning to rollerblade!
Tuesday August 28 --  1:37 p.m. -- Ever wanted to travel around Brookline, faster than a speeding slug? Well, so do we... join us for rollerblading. Or, for the less wheel-inclined, hang out in a nearby park and watch the people learning to rollerblade!
Tuesday August 28 --  2:00 p.m. -- Let's study momentum. First, we put Dana on rollerblades. Then we gently direct her downhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilll! *splat* No experience or rollerblades required.
Tuesday August 28 --  2:30 p.m. -- Putty is silly! Silly is putty! See putty fly. See putty fly off the roof. Fly, putty, fly! *SPLAT* So, what does happen when we drop ten pounds of silly putty off of our roof? We don't know either. Come and find out!
Tuesday August 28 --  3:00 p.m. -- C is for cookie! If that's not good enough for you, throw in more chocolate! Oh, wait. But C is for chocolate too. Noooooo! Too many letters! But that's just one letter! But Ian isn't writing this! Aargh.
Tuesday August 28 --  3:40 p.m. -- Is Russell planning to take over the world? No, it's not an evil robot, it's just his Pinata. Come take a swing at it and see what surprises he has put inside...
Tuesday August 28 --  4:01 p.m. -- "All the world seems in tune/on a spring afternoon/as we're poisoning pigeons in the park". But which park? Come over and help us decide which park is best. Perhaps we should take a frisbee, too.
Tuesday August 28 --  5:29 p.m. -- Is Sara really sillier than onions? Or is that just what she wants us to believe? Does she actually control us all? Come ponder these issues at our pasta buffet! Plenty of fettucine, ravioli, and tortellini, with a variety of sauces, many of them vegetarian.
Tuesday August 28 --  5:30 p.m. -- Linguine, tortellini, fettucini, zucchini, and bikini! Wait, just kidding about that last one... that's not until tomorrow at Walden. In any case, come join us for a pasta buffet! As always, vegetarian options available. Call x3-8888 for a ride on the Italy express.
Tuesday August 28 --  7:29 p.m. -- "As her tutor, it is your duty to keep her in ignorance!" What? Come read through Arcadia, a fun and funny play by Tom Stoppard.
Tuesday August 28 -- 11:06 p.m. -- Epsilon Theta Poetry : Part IV Rush is nearly done/and the daily confusion/tomorrow come swim! Join us tomorrow for our annual expedition to Walden Pond. Call x3-8888 for a ride.
Tuesday August 28 -- 11:59 p.m. -- Wait, rush can't be over yet! Join us tomorrow for our trip to Walden or Thursday for Improv & Hot Chocolate night.


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Events current as of 10:26 a.m. August 21, 2001.