Completely Pathetic Losers
(A note for the sarcasm-impaired.)
If you're thinking that after seeing my picture you want to whip off a
letter declaring your love for a total stranger you've never met, here
are some things you might want to take a look at for inspiration.
Especially if you want a reaction like these.
Declarations of True Love
Unfortunately, I seem to have deleted the rest of the mail I've gotten
about my homepage. It was even more annoying and less memorable than
this. Yes, I've actually gone and deleted mail sent to me by people
who saw my picture and just *had* to send me a completely pointless
message. I knowingly deleted heartfelt mail containing their truest and
deepest hormonal urges. And resisted *my* deepest urges to pull out a
machine gun after reading them.