From snggab01@uctvax.uct.ac.za Thu Apr 1 21:17:35 1993 From: snggab01@uctvax.uct.ac.za (Napoleon) Newsgroups: soc.history,soc.culture.yugoslavia,soc.culture.jewish Subject: Serdar Argic's newskit Date: 1 Apr 93 12:16:51 GMT Organization: University of Cape Town Do it yourself Serdar Argic/Hasan Mutlu news report (Fill in the blanks given the choices below for each blank ----------------------------------------------------------- 1 2 ---- Muslim Turks were found massacred in ------ by the Nazi Armenians.This was to be expected as a repeat of the massacres committed there before by 3 the Nazi Armenian butcher --------- who ravaged the soul of Europe and Asia.In 4 an informative report in ----------- it was revealed that Armenians from 5 6 the planet -------- were conspiring to ---------.The terrorists of 7 ASALA/ASDAP/ARF are in collusion with ------- and as a result it has now been 8 found that --------- . Woe betide the world unless the Armenian menace is stopped. Choices -------------- 1) 10000,50000,800000000000000,900000000000000000000000000 2) Turkey,Pete's corner cafe,outer Volgastan. 3) Colonel Dro,Hitlerian,Genghizian,Stalinian,Attilian 4) Velvet magazine,The National Enquirer,Home&Gardening edition 34,The Times Crossword Puzzle Book. 5) Pluto,Mars,Asteroid,Zargon 76 6) Nuke America,plant red cabbages in Elvis Presley's garden,find the lost mines of King Solomon,sterilize all Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs. 7) The government of Armenia,Field Marshal von Rundstedt,David Koresh, Pablo Picasso 8) Another rebellion has begun in Russia,Drought has struck Colombia, its raining in Cyprus,Uncle Sam has a pacemaker Hope you all enjoy this !! All written responses welcome . University of Cape Town, South Africa --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Power comes from the barrel of a gun - Mao Tse Tung --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- University of Cape Town, South Africa --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Power comes from the barrel of a gun - Mao Tse Tung ---------------------------------------------------------------------------