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Date: Tue, 28 Jan 1997 17:21:03 -0500
To: hyperion@MIT.EDU
From: Nancy C Gotta <ncgotta@MIT.EDU>
Subject: Humor: What if the B5 characters were at MIT?
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A little something I've been toying with during IAP... enjoy!


What if the characters from Babylon 5 were at MIT?????

SHERIDAN is a physics professor:
        Student: So you mean, F=ma?
        Sheridan: Absofragginlutely, dammit!  It's great to be the professor!

GARIBALDI is the chief of the Campus Police:
        Zack, on your next run through Downbelow... er, I mean, Central
Square,
        pick me up a box of donuts, willya?

FRANKLIN is a doctor at MIT Medical:
        I'd like you to follow this new food plan.  No red meat, lots of nice
        veggies, and absolutely _no_ Lobdell food.

IVANOVA teaches 6.001:
        Ivanova is always right.  I will listen to Ivanova.  I will not ignore
        Ivanova's lectures.  Ivanova is God, at least for the duration of the
        semester.  And if you EVER punt a 001 problem set, Ivanova will
        personally RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!!!  Have a nice term.

KOSH teaches 6.002:
        You do not understand... And you won't.

BESTER is also a Course Six professor:
        Course Six is mother, Course Six is father.  Course Six is your
friend.
        Trust the Course.

MARCUS is a Campus Police officer:
        It's like I've always said... you can get more with a donut and a 2x4
        than with just a donut.

G'KAR teaches comparative religions:
        Do not thump the Book of G'Kar.

LONDO teaches wine, brevari, and jala tasting:
        Now, hold your jala up and notice the lovely grrreen color of the
        drrrink...  WHAT??!?!  This jala is... BROWN??!?!  (Sorry Jason... ;)

VIR, of course, is Londo's overworked and underpaid graduate assistant.

DELENN seems to be no more than a simple professor.  She is, however, secretly
        a member of the MIT Corporation -- or was until she was ousted for
        growing hair.

MORDEN is an academic advisor:
        Morden: What do you want?
        Student: I want straight A's this term!
        Morden: I believe my associates and I can arrange that for you...


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