Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
        H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

There's no underestimating the intelligence of the American public.
        H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)

Happiness is not something you experience, it's something you remember
        Oscar Levant (1906-1972)

"Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism."
        William James (1842-1910)

If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. 
        Voltaire (1694-1778)

Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
                                -Nicholas Murray Butler

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again.
Then give up.  There's no use being a damned fool about it.
        William Claude Dunkenfield ("W. C. Fields")(1880-1946)

Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
        Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
        Fran Lebowitz