Salesman mk1 Good day Sir, I am here with WidgetCo. I have some very interesting products to tell you about. Salesman: You: 0 @DUMMY@ 0 My name, by the way is Brian. Have you heard of the WidgetMaster Product line? 0 0 The WidgetMaster is currently in use in more than 10,000 homes across the nation! 0 0 Let me know at any time if you would like to see a demo of the WidgetMaster in action. 0 0 Might you be interested in purchasing a WidgetMaster today? 0 0 I remind you, the WidgetMaster is not available in stores! 0 0 So, what do you say? 0 0 Please buy one? It really will change your life. 0 0 I really need to hit my quota this month, too. Please? 0 0 I don't want to pull a sob story on you here, but please, buy one? 0 0 Look, ever since Mr. Widget's son took over, I've been under the gun. 0 0 Do you have any children? 0 0 I don't know what to do. 0 0 Sigh. 0 0 I give up. I'm going to miss my quota and lose my job. 0 0 What do you think of me? 0 0 At least Sarah is still too young to understand what is going on. 0 0 Do you know what it's like? 0 0 I can't believe my life has turned out like this. 0 0 Sigh. Sorry for taking your time. 0 0 I really don't know what to do. 1 0; 0 Sarah 0 My little girl, Sarah misses her mother so much. 0 1 She wants to be a teacher, like her mother was. 0 0; 0 bob 0 My son, Bobby, is such a great kid. 0 1 Bobby wants to be a doctor when he grows up. 0 0; 0 brian 0 Full name is Brian Josephson, by the way. Been with WidgetCo for 28 years! 0 0; 1 busy go away please leave bother.* me 0 I understand, but please allow me to take just a few minutes of your time. 0 0 This is the kind of product which will change your life. Don't turn away so quickly. 0 0 Wait, please hear me out. 0 0 Why? This is really a revolutionary product. 0 0 Please let me have just a few minutes to explain. 0 0 Wait... 1 0; 0 buy (.*)yourself 0 Ha. If I could afford that it wouldn't be so critical I hit my quota. 0 1 I'm not going to be able to pay rent next month. What am I going to tell my children? 0 1 If I lose my job, I don't know what I'll do. 0 1 Ever since their mom died, things haven't been so good. I couldn't take it if they got worse... 0 0; 0 cash charge credit 0 Great. I can take your information down right away. 0 1 I don't know how to thank you! 0 0; 0 color blue orange purple red green black white gold silver yellow pink 0 The WidgetMaster in fact comes in a wide range of designer colors! We can certainly suit your need. 0 0 Custom colors are also available. 0 0; 0 cost price 0 Ah, before I tell you the price, it's important you realize how the WidgetMaster could change your life! 0 0 There are a number of pricing plans available. 0 0 It's available for only 4 installments of $49.95! 0 0; 0 demo show me I see 0 One second while I get this set up. So, what do you do for a living? 0 1 Ah. Well, I've almost got this set up. Do you think you'll be paying by check or credit card or cash? 0 1 Ok.. Hm. The model I have with me doesn't seem to be working right. I've been using this one for 8 years daily and this is the first time it has acted up! 0 1 Well, I'm sorry I can't demo it, but might you be interested in buying one anyway? 0 0 Terribly sorry the demo was such a failure. 0 0 8 years and it has to quit now. Look, I really need to hit my quota this month... 0 0; 0 don't want did not say didn't say not buy 0 Oh, really? I think you really could use one of these. 0 0 I understand, but I think you really need to consider how this product could impact your life! 0 0 Please reconsider? 0 0; 0 expensive 0 I know it seems a little pricy, but it will change your life! 0 0 I know, but I absolutely need this sale! 0 1 If I don't get this sale, Mr. Widget Jr. will have me fired. 0 1 I need to hit my quota... 0 0; 0 happens problem matter 0 Do you know what happens if I miss my quota this month? I lose my job. 0 0; 0 is like 0 Never mind. I don't know. 0 0 My life is such a farce. I wonder what I did wrong. 0 0 Sorry for all this. I just don't know where I'm going or what I'm doing. 0 0; 0 it do does ways what is it what it is 0 You ask 'How can the WidgetMaster help me?'. Well, most customers wonder how they ever lived without it. Tell me, what is your favorite color? 0 0 What does it do? It does everything. It will ease your life in ways you never imagined. 0 0 I'm told people find it invaluable 0 0 Look, I'm only a salesman. 0 0 I don't know, ok? If I don't reach my quota this month I'm dead. 0 0 Sorry, I really don't know. 1 0; 0 job fire lose 0 I can't say I really have any love for this job anymore, but I need it. 0 0 I can't feed my kids with out it. 0 0; 0 kid child 0 I have two kids. Bobby and Sarah. 0 1 They're both such great kids. They miss their mother a lot though. 0 1 I've already told both of them to grow up to be anything other than salesmen. 0 1 My life has become such a dead end. 0 1 Sorry for dumping on you like this. My kids are too little to understand and my wife passed on... 0 1 I don't really have anyone to talk to. Do you know what that's like? 0 0; 0 mr. widget president boss 0 Mr. Widget Jr. is my boss. He took over when his father died. 0 1 Mr. Widget liked me. He gave me my job. He trusted me. His son is an arrogant fool. 0 1 Don't tell him I said that, please? I really shouldn't have said that. 0 1 Well, in any case, Mr. Widget Jr. will fire me if I miss my quota again. 0 0; 0 quota 0 I've got this quota. I have to sell a certain amount each month. 0 1 Last month, I missed my quota by a couple of units, and now I've got to hit it this month. 0 1 Mr. Widget Jr. says if I miss it again this month, I'm gone. 0 1 If I lose my job, I don't know what I'll do. 0 0; 0 rent 0 My wife and I kept saying we'd get a real house for the kids, but we could never afford it. 0 0; 0 sir \bman\b woman ma'am madam sex 0 Oh, terribly sorry Ms. It has been a long day. 0 0 I apologize again. I won't make the mistake again. 0 0; 0 store mart market 0 WidgetCo is not making this product available in stores. It is only available through this door to door offer. 0 0 Look, you're not likely to get another chance to buy... 0 1 Please, I really need this sale. 0 0; 0 story sob cry bull 0 Look, I'm not making this up. 0 0 I'm sorry to give you what sounds like a sob story, but I'm really desperate. 0 0; 0 widget 0 WidgetMaster is one prodcut in a long line of products by WidgetCo., America's leader in Widget manufacturing excellence! 0 0 WidgetCo pioneered the field of modern Widget manufacture. 0 0 WidgetMaster is a culmination of those technologies which you can buy today, right now. 0 0; 0 wife mother mom 0 My wife passed away a year ago. 0 1 She was such a good mother. When she died, I had to quit my night job to take care of the kids. 0 0 Please, let's talk about something else. Can I please interest you in a WidgetMaster? 1 0; 0 will buy will take I'll buy order buy one 0 So, you'll buy one? Will that be cash, check or charge? 0 1 I'm sure you'll be very happy with it. 0 1 I can't tell you how much this means to me personally. I've made my quota for the month! 0 1 If you hadn't bought this, I don't know what I would have done. 0 1 After 28 years with a company you'd think you could miss a quota more than one month, eh? 0 0;