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{\LARGE {\bf What's Up (with) Alpha Phi Omega?}}\\
{\it (This special edition has been rought to you today by the letters I, A, P, and the numbers 9 and 3.)}
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Hello, I've taken over publishing WUAPO's (silly me) from Dave Cho. You
have before you a comprehensive listing of everything I could dig out
from the chapter's service calendar, the (many!) events which the
various officers have already scheduled. This term I hope to publish the
WUAPO on a regular schedule, offset from the publication of the {\it
APOcrypha}, with fewer events listed per edition than this one, but in a
slightly larger font so you can actually read it without getting out
your magnifying glasses, and with more info on each event.

Take one look at this WUAPO and you can see there are an abundance of
projects and chapter events which need PC's. Alpha Chi's programs would
wither and die without your leadership and participation, so please,
call the officers and volunteer to do something! == Ping Huang, de facto
WUAPO editor or something like that\ldots

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{\LARGE {\bf WHAT'S UP, APO? (IAP'93 SPECIAL EDITION)}}
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DATE & DAY(S) & EVENT & PLACE/TIME & PC \\
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January 12 & Tuesday & ExecComm & Office, 7pm & Crystal \\
January 15-18 & Long weekend & Afterfinals & Camp Squanto & Darlene \\
January 21 & Thursday & Open Meeting & Place:???, 7-8pm & Sara V. \\
January 25 & Monday & Open Meeting & Place:???, 2-3pm & Sara V. \\
January 26 & Tuesday & ExecComm & Office, 7pm & Crystal \\
January 27 & Wednesday & Reg. Day setup & Du Pont, evening & PC:??? \\
January 27 & Wednesday & Book Exchange setup & W20-407, Time:??? & Harry \\
January 28 & Thursday & Reg. Day! & Du Pont, all day & PC:??? \\
Jan. 28 to Feb. 3 & Weekdays & Book Exchange & W20-407, all day & PC:??? \\
January 29 & Friday & Class list distribution & Schedules Office, 8am & PC:??? \\
January 30 & Saturday & Open Project & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
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February 2 & Tuesday & Open Meeting & Place:???, 8-9pm & Sara V. \\
February 3 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-400, 7pm & Crystal \\
February 6 & Saturday & Open Project & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
February 6 & Saturday & Book Exchange break-down & W20-407, Time:??? & Harry \\
February 10 & Wednesday & Pledge Ceremony & Place:???, 7pm & Sara V. \\
February 10 & Wednesday & ExecComm & Office, after ceremony & Crystal \\
February 12-15 & Long weekend & Chapter Weekend & Place:??? & PC:??? \\
February 13 & Saturday & Pledge Ceremony & chapter weekend, evening & Sara V. \\
February 17 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-491, 7pm & Crystal \\
February 20 & Saturday & Day Service Project? & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
February 22 & Monday & Pledge Article Meal & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
February 27 & Saturday & Day Service Project? & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
February 27 & Saturday & Semi-formal Formal & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
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March 3 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-491, 7pm & Crystal \\
March 5-7 & Weekend & Section 94/96 Conclave & Maine & PC:??? \\
March 10 & Wednesday & ExecComm & Office, 7pm & Crystal \\
March 13 & Saturday & Day Service Project? & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
March 17 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & Mezz. Lounge, 7pm & Crystal \\
(March 20-28) & -------- & Spring Break & -------- & -------- \\
March 31 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-491, 7pm & Crystal \\
March 31 & Wednesday & Big Screw setup & Lobby 10, after ExecComm & BigComm \\
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April 1-2, 5-9 & Weekdays & Big Screw & Lobby 10, 10am-5pm & BigComm \\
April 3 & Saturday & Steak Fry & Place:???, evening & PC:??? \\
April 7 & Wednesday & ExecComm & Office, 7pm & Crystal \\
April 9 & Friday & Big Screw take-down & Lobby 10, evening & BigComm \\
April 10 & Saturday & Pledge Project & Place:???, Time:??? & Pledge class \\
April 14 & Wednesday & Chapter mtg. (nominations) & W20-491, 7pm & Crystal \\
April 16-19 & Long weekend & Chapter Weekend & Place:??? & PC:??? \\
April 17 & Saturday & Blackout Party & chapter weekend, evening & PC:??? \\
April 21 & Wednesday & ExecComm & Office, 7pm & Crystal \\
April 24 & Saturday & Pledge Term Review Mtgs. & Place:???, Time:??? & Sara V. \\
April 28 & Wednesday & Chapter mtg. (elections) & W20-400, 7pm & Crystal \\
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May 1 & Saturday & Day Service Project? & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
May 5 & Wednesday & Neophyting & Various place, 7pm & Sara V. \\
May 8 & Saturday & I-Banquet & Place:???, Time:??? & PC:??? \\
(May 13-14, 17-19) & Weekdays & Finals & -------- & -------- \\
(May 28) & Friday & Commencement & -------- & -------- \\
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{\LARGE {\bf POST ME SOMEWHERE SO YOU CAN SEE ME!}}
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