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{\LARGE {\bf WHAT'S UP, A$\Phi\Omega$? (MARCH 1993)}}\\
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{\small (This WUA$\Phi\Omega$ edition brought to you slightly late courtesy of the\\
numbers and letters 6.033, 6.041, 6.046J, 6.163, 8A06, U-R-O-P, and J-O-B.)}
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{\bf DATE} & {\bf DAY(S)} & {\bf EVENT} & {\bf PLACE/TIME} & {\bf PC} \\
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March 1 & Monday & Pledge Article Meal & Sr. House (Wadlow), 7pm & Alia,
Sara V. \\ March 3 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-491, 7pm &
Crystal \\ March 6 & Saturday & Roofing/outdoors project & Camp Child,
9{\sc am} office & J.P. Kucera \\
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March 10 & Wednesday & ExecComm & Office, 7pm & Crystal \\
March 13 & Saturday & AIDS Awareness Project & Place:???, Time:??? &
Sara H. \\
March 13 & Saturday & Semi-formal formal & E.C. (Talbot), 9{\sc
pm}-1{\sc am} & Daniel Lee \\
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March 17 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & Mezz. Lounge, 7pm & Crystal \\
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Mar. 20-28 & -------- & (Spring Break) & -------- & -------- \\
Mar. 22-26 & M,T,R,F & Ride Board Project & Hobby Shop & Scott Higdon \\
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March 31 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-491, 7pm & Crystal \\
March 31 & Wednesday & Big Screw setup & Lobby 10, post-ExecComm &
Bridget \\
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\underline{{\bf Big Screw}} is coming up! A lot of you haven't been
through a Big Screw before, it's a charity fund-raiser similar to
U.M.O.C. We didn't hold it last year because we were unable to find a
PC, but we have a volunteer this year who already has a committee of
sub-PC's even! But Bridget Spitznagel will still needs brothers' help in
organizing and man-power to make the fundraiser a success, so please put
it on your calendars and if you're interested in helping out in more
ways than just booth hours, contact Bridget ASAP.

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Our esteemed president Crystal will be sending out \underline{{\bf
chapter meeting agendas}} to brothers, pledges, etc., from now on, so
that information will no longer be included in the WUA$\Phi\Omega$.

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A warm \underline{{\bf welcome to our new pledges}} (listed here in
alphabetical order by reversed last name): J. P. Kucera (ZBT), Albert
Dvornik (Fenway), Jerry Lin (German House), Henning Colsman-Freyberger
(German House), Traci Williams (Burton-Connor), Albert Hsu (Baker), and
Dimon Dribinsky (Russian House). Best wishes for a sucessful and
fulfilling pledge term!

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While I hope the WUA$\Phi\Omega$ helps some people to keep in touch,
\underline{{\bf chapter meetings}} are the definitive way for you to
find out what is going on and what is coming up. Please attend; and, if
everyone arrives on time and keeps frivolous chatter to a minimum, we
can take care of chapter business quickly and efficiently.

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Yours in Leadership, Friendship, and Service,\\
Ping Huang, WUA$\Phi\Omega$ god {\small (only because no one else was foolish
enough to volunteer to take it over)}

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{\LARGE {\bf POST ME SOMEWHERE WHERE}}\\
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{\LARGE {\bf YOU WILL READ ME!}}
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