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{\LARGE {\bf WHAT'S UP, A{\bf $\Phi\Omega$}? (MAY 1993)}}\\
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{\small (``This is not the `computation transgression forbidden'
newsletter, really\ldots'' has been brought to you by your friendly
neighborhood mailman, sloshing through the late April snow\ldots)}
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{\bf DATE} & {\bf DAY(S)} & {\bf EVENT} & {\bf PLACE/TIME} & {\bf PC} \\
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(April 30) & Friday & MSSF food sale & BBQ pits, 10\am-2\pm & J.P.\\
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May 1 & Saturday & Walk for Hunger & Charles River bank, 6:30-10\am & Jung\\
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May 5 & Wednesday & Awards Convocation & 10-250, 3:30-5\pm & Dimon\\
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May 5 & Wednesday & Neophyting & Various place, 7\pm & Sara V.\\
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May 7 & Friday & Dragon shirt sales & Lobby 10 booth & Rachel\\
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May 8 & Saturday & I-Banquet & New House 6, 6\pm\ldots & Crystal\\
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May 10-12 & Mon-Wed & Dragon shirt sales & Lobby 10 booth & Rachel\\
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May 21-24 & Weekend & Afterfinals & Place:??? & Kate\\
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\item Congratulations to those brothers who will be walking at
Commencement, having successfully navigated through the ups and downs of
their degree program. If you are taking your leave of us, good luck in
the future. May the spirit of leadership, friendship, and service which
you have experienced with Alpha Chi shine forth brightly from your heart
for the rest of your life!

\item \underline{Looking for replacement:} I am looking for a
replacement \WUAPO person to take over. Some very small modicum of
\LaTeX skill necessary (it's easy to replace text in the existing
formatted files I have already), as well as the ability to hound
officers for events to put in here. :) See me for more info.

\item The next edition of the \WUAPO will likely be pre-fall-term,
arriving in your mailboxes sometime in mid-August, unless there are a
lot of summer events to publicize.

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Yours in Leadership, Friendship, and Service,\\
Ping Huang, \WUAPO person
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