1. Get into shower.
2. Wash all of body with soap and water.
3. Apply shampoo. Lather into hair for 30 seconds.
4. Wash face with facial cleanser.
5. Rinse shampoo.
6. Repeat.
7. Apply conditioner.
8. Rinse out conditioner.
9. Dry off entire body.
10. Shave and use aftershave moisturizer.
11. Clip fingernails/toenails if necessary.
12. Put on clean underwear and socks.
13. Put on shirt and pants.
14. Use hair gel.
15. Apply lip gloss.
16. Put on top coat.

Jon Liu may need a manual to get ready for a date, but he is naturally ready to be your brother.