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Dan Evgen Harper


  Dan Harper '12
(aka Master Chief)


"Don't depledge me, bro!"

  • Hometown: Naperville, IL
  • Major: Course 7 - Biology
  • anti-PHO
  • anti-HFCS
  • Partially hydrogenated running
  • High fructose drawing
  • Halo

A typical day for Dan: He wakes up at 4:30am to go run. On his run he forages for food (mostly nuts and berries) that will serve as his breakfast. To avoid getting eaten by larger animals, like grizzly bears, Dan has developed strong hind legs, making it virtually impossible to catch him once he is on the run. Dan is also startled by flash-photography. If you try to take a picture of him he will scurry up a nearby tree or burrow into some nearby pillows. Dan goes running again for lunch and dinner, usually joined by other runners. After his dinner-run, Dan usually spends the night back in his home playing Halo. Then he goes to bed early to start the next day's routine.