In a sea of stress and masochism, there comes a calm wind in the form of a good-humored, blonde-haired guy from the very town where the Revolutionary War started. This is Jordan, a member of the MIT track team who has also balanced a UROP and academics while remaining level headed. Jordan is always down for a good time, whether it’s going to a party, chilling with his PKT brothers, or crushing egos at the ping pong table. Look out for his quick wit, Spanish skills, and recently acquired long hair (much to the ladies’ delight), but DO NOT talk trash about the Patriots.