Chanvinist Bastard!
So, you think only a MAN could tell you anything that you don't already
know about a command, do you?  I'll bet you don't think that women know
anything about computers, do you?  You probably think we are
empty-headed twits who can't handle "high-technology." Well. I'll have
you know that I know a lot more about this system then you could ever
dream of fitting in your puny little brain!  But just for this, I'm not
going to tell you! So there!

--marthag