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Subject: [cklug <@RELAY.CS.NET,@wellesley.edu:cklug@lucy>: ha ha]
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Date: Fri, 19 May 89 11:59:09 edt
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Subject: ha ha

From:	LUCY::JJACOBY      "JEN"  2-MAR-1989 10:03
To:	CKLUG
Subj:	Another for your enjoyment!

From:	BAMBAM::"@APPLE-JUICE.LCS.MIT.EDU:STEELE@JUICY-JUICE.LCS.MIT.EDU"  1-MAR-1989 18:54
To:	jjacoby@lucy.wellesley.edu
Subj:	Unix Humor

Hi Jen,
	I got this file frommy friend ay Umass. I thought you would
also like it:
 
 
Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from 
the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell. 
 
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% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
 
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
 
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
 
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].                                                                     
 
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
 
% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent, what would I have?  
Too many ('s.
 
% make love
Make:  Don't know how to make love.  Stop.
 
% sleep with me 
bad character
 
% got a light?
No match.
 
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
 
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
 
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
 
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
 
% sh
 
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
 
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
 
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
 
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