** start

 Contacted by Zak, a `fellow
 practitioner', contacts me with this
 insane idea to crash the UN party.
 It's just crazy enough to be fun, so
 we go for it.  A miserable round of
 hacking eventually gets us
 invitations.  Contacted via anonymous
 email; carry out conversation via
 (posts to web page <-> anon email).
 Conversant claims that the party is
 `no place for children', will be
 `[my] funeral', implies that they
 will be there.
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