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\title{Monarchism rules dude!}
\author{Duc Louis-Philippe d'Orleans}
\date{Feb 25, 1808}
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My fellow parisians,

I am writing to tell you of the coolest spluftiest form of government
we can have: Monarchism.

Why is this system so cool?  Because under a constitutional monarchy,
we have a king, who is a well respected dignitary which the rest of
the world can relate to, and sign deals with. We have a leader who is
well trained in all that is required to run a country.  But we also
have a leader who works with and for the people.

The people elect a council of advisors for the king. The king works
with them to make the laws, and has veto power over any laws the
advisors pass (obviously this may be overriden with a large enough
majority). In this way, the king and the people work together to
achieve what is best for France.

Sure, there are other experimental forms of government being proposed
on the streets of Paris. But only one has withstood the test of
time. Salads ARE green and Leafy!!  Monarchism is the natural
philosophy of the universe.

Monarchism is cool.  France is cool.  Long live France!  Long live the
people!  Long live the King!

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