Q. What is a prospective? A. A prospective is someone who has an interest in becoming a member of SIPB. In other words, it is someone who is interested in helping the computer-user community of MIT. Q. What is the SIPB? A. According to the Bylaws, SIPB is a General Committee of the Undergraduate Association of M.I.T. The full name of this committee is the Student Information Processing Board. Q. What is the purpose of SIPB? A. According to Article II, Section I of the Bylaws, the principal purpose of the SIPB is to provide the M.I.T. community with improved access to computational facilities. Primarily, this will be focused on students who do not readily have access to other computers on which to further some desirable purpose. The secondary purposes of the Board include: serving as a spokesman for undergraduates to the Faculty and Administration in computer-related topics, functioning as an information center for undergraduates interested in the various computers known to the SIPB and in other topics in computer science or computing at M.I.T., as well as conducting, managing, and supporting experiments run by students to advance the techniques of organization, planning, and administration of access to computers. Less formally, we try to help out anyone who uses computers at M.I.T. We do this by answering questions, providing services, and writing cool software. Q. What is the meaning of FTGOS? A. FTGOS stands for "Furthering The Goals Of SIPB". Q. How should a prospective act? A. It is a common saying that prospectives get membered about the time when everybody thinks they are members anyway. So, I guess this means that you should act just like a SIPB member. This means that you should answer the phone, try to answer questions, and eat a lot of Chinese food. Q. Can I log in? A. Yes. You are a prospective member, so go right ahead. Q. Should I log out if a SIPB member wants to use the machine? A. No. But remember that while logged in in the office, you should be doing member-like things: answering the phone, handling walk-ins, developing software, writing documentation, etc. Q. Is there a place for communication between prospectives? A. Yes, there is a mailing list called sipb-prospectives. This list has contains both some members and some prospectives. The use of this list varies over time. Q. Can I get on the sipb mailing list? A. Yep, just ask a member to add you. The list is used as our outside contact point for users to ask us questions. Feel free to respond, though you should lurk for a while first to get a sense of things. Q. How do I go about starting a project for the SIPB? A. Just Do It. Speak up during a meeting. If anyone mentions a project they are working on, volunteer to help if the topic interest you. (and if you need help, don't be afraid to ask.) Q. How do I get a copy of the minutes? A. The minutes exist in world-readable form in the directory /afs/sipb.mit.edu/admin/minutes. Q. What are the main things that SIPB does? A. SIPB provides many services beyond answering questions for users. These services include maintaining NetNews, providing space for multiple discuss meetings, running servers for IRC, hearts, and mboggle, and many others. Q. How can I learn about News administration? A. Q. What is the difference between associate members and active members? A. According to the Bylaws, "Full membership in the SIPB is open to all students of the M.I.T. community; associate membership is open to anyone." So, simply put, active members are students; associate members are mostly old folks. Most, but not all, associate members were at one time active members. Q. These Bylaws you keep mentioning, where can I find them? A. Well, unless someone has viciously ripped them down, they are posted on the bulletin board by quiche. (Don't know which machine is quiche? I suggest you find out.) Take some time to read them. They may answer many of your questions even better than this FAQ. Q. How do I become a prospective member? A. If you're reading this, you probably are already a prospective member. So, now, to make it official, get yourself added to the members_and_prospectives list, and come to a meeting to get your name in the minutes. Q. Why do I want my name in the minutes? A. So that SIPB members have an official record to show how long you've been hanging around. It is important to have this information when nominating prospectives for membership. Q. How do I become a member? A. First, you get nominated, then you get elected. If all goes well, you will then be a member of the SIPB. Q. How do I get nominated? A. First and foremost, show up at meetings. When you have attended four, you are eligible for nomination. Additionally, get to know the membership. People need to get to know you to nominate you. When you are in the office, make a point of introducing yourself and getting to know people. Finally, get involved in SIPB projects. Nothing is more likely to get you nominated than showing yourself to be a useful and productive member. Once you have been nominated, there will be an election at the next meeting at which quorum is present. You will be asked questions, the membership will consider your nomination, and hopefully, you will be elected. Q. When are the meetings? A. Meetings happen every Monday night at 7:30pm in the SIPB office. Q. Do I need to know C? A. No, you don't need to know C. (perl is nice, though) In fact, you don't need to know anything in particular. Much more important is a desire to learn things and help other people learn things that you know. Q. Can I answer the phone? A. Yes, in fact you are encouraged to answer it. Try to be courteous and to help the caller as much as you can. If you can't answer their questions, then see if anyone else in the office can. For many prospectives, a typical conversation may proceed... "Hello, SIPB." -"Can you help me with " "No, but one second and I'll see if anyone in the office might be able to" All the better if you can answer the question, but you're not expected to. Q. How do I get a CokeComm account? A. Talk to or email the Coke Pusher. For more information on what is involved with having a CokeComm account, read the poster on the Coke fridge in the back of the room. Q. What about zephyr? A. Yes, sipb members do use zephyr. For a long time, messages were sent to instance 'sipb', but more recently, there has been a move to the class 'sipb' for the more social and random conversation, saving the more public instance for more technical discussion. So, if you subscribe to Message,sipb,* and sipb,*,* you can be in on all of the conversation between sipb members on zephyr. We discuss everything from bugs in our code to where we're eating dinner tonight. So, do it. Q. Where can I find out more? A. Just ask someone. Anybody in the office, member or prospective, will be happy to answer your questions.